PAINTINGS THAT SELL!

It is always difficult to know what best to paint; paint what you feel, then find a market for it, or paint to market and the feeling be damned… to each his own and, really – who knows best??!  Not I.

Art Business Today conducted a survey in 2011 on behalf of The Fine Art Trade Guild; surveying more than 800 galleries across the UK, the EU and US.  Each gallery was asked to name their best-selling prints/original art and reproductions (limited and open editions)

[With thanks and full credits to Marion Boddy-Evans, American Institute of Art, New York for the original posting of the below information.]

These were the Top 10 best-selling subjects for paintings in the UK:
1. Traditional landscapes.
2. Local views.
3. Modern or semi-abstract landscapes.
4. Abstracts.
5. Dogs.
6. Figure studies (excluding nudes).
7. Seascapes, harbour, and beach scenes.
8. Wildlife.
9. Impressionistic landscapes.
10. Nudes.

The Top 10 best-selling subjects for paintings in the US market were:
1. Local views.
2. Fantasy and comic book art.
3. Traditional landscapes.
4. Cityscapes
5. Modern or semi-abstract landscapes.
6. Wildlife.
7. Figurative erotic art.
6. Figure studies (excluding nudes).
7. Ships and oceanic scenes.
8. Nudes.
9. Impressionistic landscapes.
10.Science fiction studies.

 

The Top 10 best-selling subjects for paintings in the EU market were:
1. Traditional landscapes.
2. Nudes (traditional)
3. Rural or semi-rural landscapes.
4. Impressionistic landscapes.
5. Nudes (erotic)
6. Figure studies (excluding nudes).
7. Modern landscapes.
8. Rural and domestic animals.
9. Portraiture (old masters style).
10. Wildlife.

Best selling prints:

1 Limited edition offset-litho prints.
2 Limited edition giclée prints.
3 Open edition offset-litho prints
4 Oil and acrylic paintings.
5 Watercolours.
6 Artists’ original prints (eg etchings, engravings).
7 Open edition giclée prints.

 

The list of the Top 10 best-selling deceased artists:
1 LS Lowry.
2 Monet.
3 Alan Ingham.
4 Russell Flint.
5 John Miller.
6 Rothko
7 Van Gogh.
8 Picasso.
9 Klimt.
10 Matisse.

“Paint!  If not for yourself, today, then for the wealth of your descendants tomorrow!” ~ Tahala

Erotic Wall Clocks

EROTIC WALL CLOCKS

Hand painted original erotic artworks printed on wall clocks are now available from Tahala’s store. 

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Fresh Inspiration

TANJA DHOW , Painted January 29, 2012

It’s always wonderful when fresh inspiration sparks, particularly after a sludgy, time consuming period of complete inaction due to a lack of it!

I have picked up the paint brush again after a period of – almost a month I believe – of no painting.

Time, peace of mind, a suitable place to work in and fresh inspiration must all come together in unison at the appointed or required time in order for any artist – indeed creator of any kind - to be able to plummet into the refreshing pool to which only creation’s very own muses can provide the key.

Following a selection of one-off flower paintings, an assortment of abstracts and one or two other individual pieces - I have commenced this week-end a fresh new series… It is entitled (I shan’t reveal that just yet actually!) but it is going to be – well – a little bit ethereal, a little bit fantasy, a wee bit spacey – and I hope intriguing for those of you who love this sort of art!

I am enjoying it immensely so far and it is so great to be painting again!

I will let you know how it is progressing and when the first painting is complete and when it becomes available for purchase through Saatchi

xx Tahala.

 

 

THE WHALE

Whilst so-ever the leviathan of the sea lives, so too dost man. It is written in the Mythologies.  Perseus and his men were hungry – they hunted the whale… The Sea God Poseidon blew up a storm to protect the whale, and dumped Perseus and his men upon an island where there was food aplenty for them… he said to Perseus -  You hunt the one thing which gives you life, yet it’s destruction is your own.
 
It is a strange thing, but show me yet a mythological truth which has not borne itself out.  Why would such a thing be so? Whilst the whale lives, so do we… This I find I ask myself;  HOW could such a thing be so…?  If such a thing is so, by whom is it known, and why, why?! are they so intent then on it’s very destruction?  It makes no sense.  No sense at all.  
 
It angers me.  The hunting and the killing of the whale is quite simply unsupportable.

Your New Year Will Bring… This.

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS

Christmas is spirit flow; it is a time of year for celebrations; a happy time, when the focus is – and should be – on our loved ones and those we care about. It is at this time when people reveal themselves, no matter how hard they try not to, for precisely who they are, where they are coming from and what they are about; by their very actions, or, indeed, equally, their inaction.

It is at Christmas, more than any other time of year, that the true heart, the true nature and the true colours of people reveal themselves. Even those with pretensions to be something they are not reveal themselves by their very actions. Christmas time is rather akin and can be likened to playing a board game with another.  Human nature cannot be denied and every manoeuvre you make in a board game reveals a little something about you; Christmas works in precisely the same manner.

The ‘spirit’ of Christmas – an expression used so lightly and often in vain – is important because it is a ‘reaping’ and ‘karmic’ spirit which commences on the Mid Summer (or Midwinter – pending your location in the world) Solstice on the night of the 21st December (also the 1st of the 12 days of Christmas). The spirit which is ignited at this time travels with each of us throughout the course of the coming year.

Whatever you ‘gift’ unto another at Christmas is what you shall receive throughout the coming year. Whatever is ‘gifted’ to you is what you shall have for the coming year; thus the reason as to why it is so very important to both ‘give’ generously in and of your spirit and receive graciously of others gift of spirit to you.

‘Giving’ is not necessarily the giving of gifts, though this physical manifestation of the combination of spirit, thought and heart is indeed the ultimate way to ‘give’; but rather it is a way of being, doing, acting and thinking at Christmas.

Christmas is a time to share; a time to share in and celebrate with those you love, the achievements of the year that has been and to give thanks to all those who helped each of us to attain the successes that we have, however big or small these successes may be.

Christmas is a time for forgiveness; a time to ‘bury the hatchet’ and let go of all of the hatred, losses and hurt which have impacted upon each of us throughout the year.

Christmas is a time of reflection; we each of us cannot progress into another year and begin anew with confidence without first reflecting on and assessing what has been before in order to track a clear and firm and positive path into the future. Thus we roll into the New Year with new wings harnessed ready for fresh flight!

Whatever you have done this Christmas, whatever you have given and granted to others, whatever actions you have taken, in favour and support, or in denial and against those around you, be they loved ones or otherwise, this Christmas; that is what you shall receive in kind for the coming year.

May this coming year bring only good and truthful hearts into your life and may each of you receive in due course all that you have given this Christmas.

A very Happy New Year to you all.

 

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PSORIASIS PREVENTION & CURE

Psoriasis is caused by saturated fat deposits under the skin, in skin tissue and in the blood.  These come about from eating foods containing saturated fats.  Reduce these fatty deposits through the use of Lecithin powder (available from most chemists).  Lecithin breaks down saturated fats and cholesterol and can also be sourced naturally from the foods listed below. 

Lecithin powder dosage:  4 – 6 tablespoons per day until cholesterol is reduced. (3 months for cholesterol levels of 1000 + mg). 

Take 1 -2 tablespoons daily to maintain levels once they are reduced.

Psoriasis is also caused by the stripping of vitamin D from the system; usually brought about by taking certain prescribed medications, such as doxycillan and other such antibiotics.  In particular, those medications and creams which are cortisone based should always be avoided.  Incidentally, cortisone based medications and creams also cause rapid weight gain.

Supplements to take to improve the skin and aid in lecithin absorption:  Vitamin C, Vitamin b6, Vitamin A

Get 15 minutes of sunshine directly on the skin daily.

Foods containing Lecithin and lecithin oil 

(~ 6 teaspoons of oil per day aids as a preventative to saturated fat and cholesterol deposits)

Lecithin oil reduces cholesterol levels and breaks down saturated fats in the blood.  Eat daily any one or combinations of the foods below.

Wheat and Wheat germ

Eggs

Liver

Nuts – Peanuts, Pecans, Walnuts

Peanut butter

Soy oil

Mayonnaise, Tartare, French dressing, Thousand Island dressing

Avocado

1 teaspoon of oil = (is equivalent to)

10 peanuts

3 pecan or walnut halves

1.5 teaspoons mayonnaise

2 teaspoons peanut butter

2 teaspoons Tartare / French or Thousand Island dressing

2 tablespoons avocado

3 tablespoons wheat germ

HINT:  Use lecithin powder as a dietary supplement in gravies, sauces, cakes, muffins, sweet treats etc when cooking.

 

© Tahala 2011

Lady Beetle Blessing

Whilst sitting amidst the Geraniums on this beautiful breezy morn,

 A green and gold Lady Beetle my painting did adorn!

As a very great believer in the omens; particularly those provided Mother Nature herself;  ’twas a delight to this morning have a visit from this beautiful green and gold – and I mean gold! Lady Beetle, who took it upon herself to bless my latest painting in making…

The Omen that is The Lady Beetle:  A sure-fire sign one is on the right track, with thoughts of love in support of that which you are doing…

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© Tahala Von Eissen

Preserve Your Memories… with VCB Publishing

“…Time it was and what a time it was, it was…

A time of innocence… A time of confidences…

Long ago it must be, I have a photograph…

Preserve your memories…

They’re all that’s left you…”

“BOOKENDS”, Lyrics, Simon & Garfunkel.

In a day and age where everything is going viral and everybody is turning electronic this, and ‘faster than the speed of light’ that, it is always wonderful to find people out there who are maintaining the old ways and keeping up those traditions of producing durable products which last a lifetime and beyond.

It is indeed a rare thing nowadays to find any publisher who has not folded to the current on-line trend of turning our paperback friends which are such a comfort and whom we treasure so dearly into cold, intangible, electronic ‘e-books’.  Dwindling seem to be the outlets who still wish to produce those good old-fashioned paper treasures one can hold in the hand and pass on down through generations to come.  They are still out there.

vcb publishing is a cosy little publishing nook which specialises in artistic, erotic and unusual subject specific books.  They produce high standard, beautifully bound, professional quality books – and what is more, they can and do provide a personal formatting and bookmaking service to create your very own book for you!

Whether you are a writer, a photographer, an artist, a chef extraordinaire, newly weds, or a stay at home mum who would simply like to preserve forever those precious memories and records currently sitting in a box in the back of the cupboard; vcb publishing’s one on one bookmaking and formatting service gives both professionals and everyday folk, the readily accessible opportunity have their very own book compiled, formatted and published to professional standard.

Have no idea where to start or what to do?  Tell them what your aim is, what your thoughts are and they will work with you to create the book you desire.  You may wish to create a masterpiece for public sale, or simply one big book of a lifetime of photographic memories to place in your own private collection.

Unlike most publishing outlets, vcb publishing gives those rare and special gems which mainstream publishers often overlook or avoid, the opportunity to be developed into professionally presented books for private collections or public sale. 

vcb publishing’s format and editing service is all about your book, your way, at a pace that suits you and when it’s ready to hit the bookshelves, their print on demand service allows you to order just a single copy or many thousands of copies, whatever your budget allows; it’s completely up to you.

Preserve your memories or happy day, publish your own novel, design a photo journal, or compile your paintings into one massive portfolio… whatever it is you wish to do, vcb publishing’s personal book making and formatting service provides you with all the support, skills and expertise required to launch your very own professional-quality book.

Preserve your memories or create that masterpiece you’ve been musing on for a decade; get your book underway today with vcb publishing !

© Tezine, 2011.

FORMULA 1 GP

“Any driver perceived to be deliberately yielding to his own team mate to proffer advantage or disadvantage to another driver, including his own team mate, will result in an instant drive through penalty.” 

The implementation of such would prevent this event from ever happening again as it would teams who like to bend the rules to their own advantage where it actually hurts. Financial fines in a multi million dollar industry are simply sugar pills to assuage upset fans and sponsors.

(c.) Tahala First published  bbcF1.proboards.com, 26.7.10

Government Audit

The Australian Government is always trying to interfere with business; yet, if it was audited and tax was completely removed from the equation, we would see instantly where it is going wrong, why it’s going wrong and precisely how to fix it.

© Tahala Von Eissen, 2011

ON THE BUSES poetry in motion!

ON THE BUSES

A JOURNEY IN VERSE

 

’14.4.2011, The Mission’

OUTBOUND TO TOWN…

I thought I’d have to pay full fare,

But ‘Greyhound Guy’ was great,

Said he was a little stressed,

Apologised for being late…

Seven passengers on board so far,

I’m listening to the news,

In the back seat , high above all,

Enjoying the distant hill views…

Two ladies in front of me chatting,

Seated opposite each other,

One in thongs & shorts,

The other could be her mother…

A number of houses for sale,

Way up in high south,

A red-head seated down in front,

She has a rather loud mouth…

The girl plays on her ipod,

The mother’s looking flat,

Down the front a bearded man

With a walker and big white hat…

A bumpy ride today,

Two bins tilted on a path,

We enter a forty school zone,

He’s going rather fast!

All the school yards are empty,

It’s Easter holiday time,

No worries about getting the school bus back,

Will be quite, oh how sublime!

Two turtle doves in Kent Street,

An overweight lady jumps on,

Three elderly folk leave the club,

The ‘Run To Paradise’ song…

A hunchback bird in a red wool jumper,

She wears a beautiful brooch,

‘Welcome To Bridge Street’, the big sign says,

As the town we approach…

Ha ha! We nearly ran down a banker,

Walking leisurely with son,

Now we’re stuck in traffic,

The CBD stretch has begun!

The loud mouth, mother and daughter de-mount,

We speed down the hill towards town,

The river is low, it’s almost my stop,

Time to put pen and pad down.

14.4.2011

INBOUND, HOME…

Homeward bound, mission accomplished,

A gentlemanly lad at the stop,

Skateboard & crew-cut, so very polite,

He said, ‘Please, you first,’, on we hopped.

Six on the bus, it’s so quiet,

No school kids making a noise,

No screaming, no fighting, no laughing at all,

And no stinking sweaty young boys…

News on the radio once again,

Must be meant to hear it today,

People look askance when I hold pad & pen,

I look up & then they look away!

The engine sounds sick on the bus,

I’m laughing & think, this is sad!

It’s an old one with red vinyl seats,

The boy has jumped off, oh too bad!

A black man with bushy black beard,

disembarks laden with bags,

An old lady in a black suit hobbles

Down the aisle looking so sad…

A lady pottering in her garden,

Another three houses for sale,

I’m being watched in a reflection,

Blonde with big glasses, skin pale…

Jigging to the sound of ‘Sky Diver’,

My parcels sit by my side,

A blanket, some gesso and a parcel,

I can’t wait to see what’s inside!

© Tahala. 2011. On The Buses.

 

 

THE HUMBLE COFFEE BEAN

Our first morning sup of coffee.  Most of us would be dysfunctional without it.  It clears the cobwebs from our slumber filled thoughts and generally lets our sleep imbued bodies know it’s time to get moving!

But why do most of us opt for a cup of coffee in preference to most other substances?  Why are we so set on reaching in half blind desperation for the coffee pot every morning; why not go straight for a hot chocolate, a nice glass of milk, an instant soup sachet?  Every corpuscle in our bodies screams – CAFFEINE as we attempt to waken to the day; that kick-start elixir which twenty-first century man simply cannot function without. 

 It is peculiar how a single little bean effects daily, not just an individual, a family unit, or community of people, but an entire world of nations of literally billions of people.  That little coffee bean has become a million, indeed, a billion dollar industry and world-wide resource in itself.  Show us a city that doesn’t house choirs of people juggling it’s streets each morning fisted with a steaming hot cup of coffee? Chain after chain of dedicated coffee stores, café’s and even retail outlets cater to this and this need alone.  A street side garbage bin stuffed with a single morning’s supply of empty coffee cups is an everyday eventuality almost everywhere. 

We none of us give a single thought to it, yet the every day impact of that tiny, tiny bean on the very structure of our lives as individuals and as a functioning community of peoples is wonderfully, yet somehow disturbingly massive!  Every day, in our current climes, we concern ourselves rigid over the maintainable and affordable supply of fuel for our machinery and our vehicles, and the negative and unimaginable impact the sudden removal of such supply would have upon us.  How much thought though, do we give to the humble coffee bean? 

It does sound ludicrous; it seems such a minute, insignificant little being in the scheme of the world and it’s current political and financial climes.  Yet – imagine how the removal or unattainability of supply of that singularly important little coffee bean would impact upon society as a whole.  It is a humbling thought; how vital that satisfying cup of warm, tasty heaven is to the daily functioning and decision-making processes of an entire world of people.  The very fabric of society would tear asunder should we any of us never again be able to inhale that intoxicating bitter aroma followed by that first, singularly satisfying gulp as we melt into the assuaging depths of caffeine’s comforting embrace. 

Long may the coffee bean linger… For the sake and sanity of us all! 

 480 words © Tahala Von Eissen 9.5.2011, First Rights TE-Zine.  

Publication queries:  tezine@hotmail.com 

VOYAGE painting,2011

Latest Artwork by TAHALA VON EISSEN, completed April, 2011

VOYAGE

VOYAGE $960 AUD, click to view

All new artworks painted in 2011 by TAHALA will now be featured at http://tezart.wordpress.com and made available as prints and gift products, cards, postcards etc. on Tahala’s Zazzle  and Cafepress stores (numerous – search ‘tahala’ on cafepress).

Decomissioned Warships as Refugee Bays

The recently retired HMAS Adelaide has today made her final journey from Sydney Harbour to the Central Coast, following much controversy about her sinking. Much to the horror and absolute objections of many Australians, she will be scuttled to the briny depths of the Australian ocean on Wednesday, 15th April, 2011.

The impractical and wasteful approach of the Australian Government to decommissioned warships is hateful. Quite aside from the environmental impacts upon marine life, the sheer magnitude of stupidity in sinking a fully operational ship, fully fitted to support a crew of several hundred for months on end is unthinkable.

In Australia we have a situational refugee crisis. We have insufficient space to house these unfortunates and they are being penned, like farmyard animals and kept in less than adequate living conditions, to say the least, for months and sometimes years on end, without reprieve or release. There is talk of building more and bigger establishments to house these people in alternative parts of the country at an as yet un-named date.

The conditions upon these ships are favourable, clean, organised and secure with fully equipped galleys, medical quarters, officer quarters, etc; I.e. everything needed to house hundreds of people for up to months on end in clean, structured comfort. Thus the solution is obvious; utilise these decommissioned, yet fully operational ocean-going crafts to house these and future refugees until such times as they are processed.

Why waste an asset which could so adequately be put to good use in this way by the Australian Government. Alternatively, HMAS Adelaide and other ships like her ought to be donated to or claimed by Unicef to be used for precisely this purpose. In this way, may the refugee situation in Australia, (and other regions) which currently stands as unacceptable, both to UNICEF and indeed any caring citizen of the world, may be sorted, at least in part, in a much more humane and secure way. If necessary, these retired war ships, which would become floating refugee bays, could also be moved to neutral waters in the event of conflict, as often occurs in these refugee resultant situations.

I put it to anyone who may be in a position to facilitate or fast track this procedure, to contact the Australian Government, or even the Australian opposition party; who I am certain would be grateful for the ‘ticket‘ such a motion would confer to them; in order to instigate this matter, both with HMAS Adelaide and future decommissioned warships.

It is a simple, practical solution which facilitates one problem, whilst preventing another; it is more cost-effective, less labour intensive, more secure and certainly a far more acceptable and humane approach to a worsening and growing refugee problem within Australia and other parts of the world.

© Tahala Von Eissen, 2011

HMAS ADELAIDE (II) – STATISTICS

Pennant FFG 01 Type Surface Combatant Classification Guided Missile Frigate (FFG) Class Adelaide Class Launched 21 June 1978 Commissioned 15 November 1980 Decommissioned 19 January 2008 Displacement 4200 tonnes4,200,000 kg
4,200,000,000 g
9,259,412.4 lb
148,150,640.4 oz Length 138.1 metres13,810 cm
0.138 km
0.0858 mi
453.084 ft
5,437.008 in Beam 14.3 metres1,430 cm
0.0143 km
0.00889 mi
46.916 ft
562.992 in Armament

76mm Rapid Fire Gun

Harpoon Anti-ship Missiles

SM2 Surface-to-Air Missiles

Evolved Sea Sparrow Surface-to-Air Missiles

Mk 41 Vertical Launch System

Mk 13 Missile Launcher

Phalanx Close-in Weapons System

Nulka, Pirate, Seagnat and Lescut decoy systems

2 Mk 32 triple torpedo tubes

Mk 46 torpedoes

Aircraft

Up to two Seahawk helicopters

Main Machinery

Two General Electric LM2500 gas turbines driving a single controllable pitch propeller

one test

Speed 30 knots15.433 m/s
55.56 km/h
0.0154 km/s
3,038.059 ft/min
50.634 ft/s

Company 221

Battle Honours

Pacific 1941-43

East Indies 1942

East Timor 1999

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TE-Zine TIME OUT with RYNE DOUGLAS PEARSON!

 

 If there is one thing we authors love, it is gaining insight into the thought processes and procedures one must endure in order to have an article, book or film script published! When horror writer and roving reporter, Draven Ames  asked TE-Zine if we’d commission an interview with the script writer of ‘Knowing’ and ‘Mercury Rising’, we naturally said ‘Go get it!’.  And he did.  In this TE-Zine exclusive we get the scoop on Ryne Douglas Pearson; the ‘how to’ behind the successful launch of his acclaimed film “Knowing“, the rigours and processes of film script writing, his books and his newest, most secret works in progress!

 Can you describe how it felt to watch your story play out on the big screen for the first time?

“Knowing” was the second time that’s happened. “Mercury Rising” was the first, and it’s always a thrill. But I tend to get nervous seeing my name up there when others are around.

When you commenced writing Knowing, what had you previously written?

I sold Knowing as a pitch before writing it. Prior to that I’d published five novels, two of which were purchased for film. ‘Simple Simon’ was made into the Bruce Willis film ‘Mercury Rising’, and my thriller ‘Top Ten’ was purchased by Warner Brothers.

Can you tell us more about your books?

I write mainly thriller/mystery/suspense stuff, with some forays into horror and sci-fi. I’m a science fiction nut at heart.

Do you prefer to write novels or screenplays?

Novels. I’m in total control there.

How long did it take you to write “Knowing“?

My initial draft was about 8 weeks. Many drafts after that based on notes. Probably six months in all, over a two year span.

How many drafts did you have? Any content changes from up high?
I think I did five or six drafts based upon notes from producers, the first director we had, etc…

How long did it take, from when you finished writing it, for them to buy the script and start filming?

It was purchased as a pitch. I then wrote the script. That was in 2000-2001. Filming was in 2008. So, a glacially fast 8 years.

What lessons can you pass down to those who are new to script writing?

 It’s not magic. Sit your butt down and write. But you should also read plenty of current scripts that have been sold/produced.

What are the biggest ‘don’t do’s’ for first-time screenwriters?

Don’t fall in love with what you’ve written. If it is sold, it WILL change, either at your hand or someone else’s.

What sparked this very creative film script idea?

Not sure. It had been in my idea notebook for five years or so before I casually mentioned it to my managers.

How did you get your screenplay read by the right people?

My agents and managers handle all of that in regards to film. They know who needs/wants what at any given time.

Was the movie-making experience as much fun as you had expected?

I try to stay removed from the actual film-making process. There’s not a lot of writing going on then, that and that it tends to be frenetic.

So you didn’t go on set much?

Nope.

What was the worst part of the movie making experience?

I don’t really look at it that way. It’s a process. Just like any job. Some things are unpleasant but you have to do them.

Did you and the director ever butt heads?

I never met the director, which is fairly common in a project that has a long gestation and other writers involved.

How happy were you with the casting of Knowing?

Very. I think Alex Proyas did a wonderful job all around.

Do you think that is how the world will really end?

Oddly enough, something similar is probably most likely, with sun expanding and cooking us. Hopefully we’ll be someplace far away by then.

What are your current projects? Can’t say on the screenwriting side. On the novel side, I will have three new books out this year and several short stories. One book will be under a pseudonym, so you’ll never know it was me :)

 

KNOWING; dramatic sci-fi movie starring Nicolas Cage and Rose Byrne.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

Ryne Douglas Pearson’s Website: 

 http://www.rynedouglaspearson.com/

If you’re a fan of Ryne Pearson’s  work, you can purchase copies of all his books from Amazon.com .  You may like to visit his website  and leave a comment, connect with him on Face book or send a hello and stay up to date by following him on Twitter .  If you’d like to share your views about his work, why not write a review for www.Amazon.com or have your say on the Barnes & Noble website .  Do feel free to leave a comment or insert your reviews in the comment section below.

 

With thanks to author and script writer Ryne Douglas Pearson  and interviewer Draven Ames  for taking ‘Time Out for TE-Zine!’

 

Interview content © Draven Ames and Ryne Pearson. First rights, TE-Zine, 2011.

THE CAT FROZE THE MOUSE!

Those of you who own a cat will understand only too well the perils that these four-legged fur-balls can put one through if you allow them access of any kind to your electrics, television remote or laptop computer!

My Little Mishka (TE-Zine’s ‘editor in chief!) takes it upon herself to sit on my laptop keyboard at any and every opportunity. I cannot even move it from one room to another without her meowing ‘all aboard!’ and taking a flying leap for a free ride!

Not only has she frozen my ACER eMachine on many occasions, but has now also figured out which button to press in order to turn it on and watch all the pretty lights flash before her.  My previous neighbours cat had a similar passion for my older laptop; she was always trying to type, would recline over my hands and keyboard whilst I was trying to type and the last time I scooted him away, he stole my letter L! I never got it back!

Scarily, Little Mishka once, somehow, entered the correct password to access my system and before I could say ‘SCOOT!‘, she had crashed it completely! 

Yesterday she went one step further and froze my mouse touchpad; I couldn’t get that little cursor to budge from the middle of the screen no matter what I did.  The frustration!!!  (So much for these creatures being familiars! ;)  She was being anything but helpful this evening!)

Two hours later, having refreshed, shut down, restarted, removed and re-inserted the battery, re-installed mouse drivers, hit fn-f7, as one is supposedly supposed to do with ACER machines, done a restart in SAFE mode and done a complete system recovery, I sat in dire desperation, resigned to the fact that I would have to wait until morning and call my tech guru‘s at Dick Smith.  I was cranky – very cranky.

In desperation I borrowed a mate’s computer (thankyou, by the way!!!) and after learning how to access my laptop via keyboard control only, courtesy of someone’s blog (forgive me, I cannot remember whom and thus give credits!) I searched on google for a solution to my mouse freeze predicament.  As we all know, when it comes to finding what you are looking for in any search engine, the precise wording of your search is critical.  I entered every search term I could think of which may be relevant;

Frozen Mouse

Mouse freeze

How to fix jammed cursor?

Fix frozen cursor?

Lost mouse control how fix?

My mouse is stuck

How do I fix a frozen mouse pointer?

The arrow won’t move

The pointer is stuck

Unfreeze Mouse pointer

Mouse solution

Mouse drivers

I tried every solution I came across. NONE of them worked. It was now after midnight and my disposition was not improving.

Amidst the solutions given, I stumbled across a gamer forum chat in which someone was complaining that they could not DISABLE their mouse. (It is incredible how many online gamers are also tech freaks – VERY USEFUL PEOPLE!!)

‘Aha!’, I thought. ‘If there’s a solution here to disable it, then ought not I be able to reverse the process to ENABLE it? I read… and read… and read… it did rather go on – but to no avail… EXCEPT that he referred to his mouse as a Mouse PAD.

So again I pulled up google, this time searching;

Enable/disable mouse PAD

It presented me with a page of varying, but hopeful solutions, most a repetition of that which had gone before, with slight variances, all I which I tried and again, none of which worked. Disheartened, I sat staring blankly at the list of futile solutions before my eye fell upon one which referred to the built-in mouse pad, not as a ’mouse pad’, but as a ‘TOUCHPAD‘.

Having all but given up I googled once more with a heavy sigh;

Enable mouse touchpad cursor.

Voila!

‘Gamergirl’ on www.techsupportforum.com came to the rescue!

Oscar 1 had encountered the same problem – WITH a suspected same four-legged fur-ball cause! It was such sublime symmetry and the answer, so embarrassingly simple! What is more, IT WORKED!

MOUSE POINTER FREEZE SOLUTION for an ACER eMachine:

To the left and right of the main power button there are two buttons. If the left button is orange, your mouse touchpad is disabled. Press it to enable mouse touch pad. Problem solved.

As is so often the case, the solutions to the scariest issues are usually the simplest!

I am still blushing, but so relieved that I truly I don‘t care!

Full credits and very great thanks to GAMERGIRL, with a return link to her solution and the website responsible, www.techsupportforums.com .

Many thanks!

Tahala.

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Speed Zoning for Medical Facilities

OPEN LETTER

FORWARDED TO:  Australian Transport Safety Bureau | Mr Peter Foley, Gen. Manager ATSB | | Mr Rex Hoy, Safe Work Australia | Roads and Traffic Authority, Australia | Department of Infrastructure and Transport, Road Safety and Programs | The Hon. Anthony Albanese MP, Minister for Infrastructure and Transport | The Hon. Nicola Roxon MP, Minister for Health and Ageing | Senator the Hon. Jan McLucas, Parliamentary Secretary for Disabilities & Carers | The Hon. Simon Crean MP, Minister for Regional Australia and Local Gov. | The Hon. Tony Windsor MP | The Hon. Richard Torbay MP | The Hon. Peter Draper MP | Various local and national Public Media Sources | NORTHERN DAILY LEADER

 

High-pedestrian areas need school zone approach

I AM writing with reference to the school speed zone initiative which ensures drivers must drive at a speed not greater than 40km per hour within these clearly marked zones.

There exists a dire need for this law to be extended to encompass high-pedestrian traffic areas where pedestrian mobility and speed is forcibly reduced due to age and/or medical and health conditions or restrictions. These areas are, namely; retirement villages, doctors’ surgeries, medical facilities, hospitals.

These areas are high-traffic, high-risk accident areas for pedestrians, particularly those pedestrians with limited mobility, and as such the health and safety of these pedestrians ought to be given priority in speed and traffic zoning laws.

Pedestrians, particularly those of limited or impaired mobility, often at times, per force, must move in these areas on a frequent basis and are often at the whims of public and/or no transport at all.

These members of public must take care to cross all roads upon their own initiative and at their own discretion. This risk ought to be deleted, or at least minimised, for the health and safety of all concerned.

These high-risk areas require, at a minimum, the mandatory placement of; 40km per hour speeds 24 hours a day and clearly marked pedestrian crossings.

For preference, and for the assistance of those who may be near-sighted, disabled or impaired in any way, there should also be mandatory placement of traffic lights in addition to pedestrian crossings in these areas.

Such measures are a necessary risk management operation in order to ensure the ongoing health and safety of pedestrians in high-risk, high-traffic areas and reduce any possible future incidences of government neglect in its duty of care to the public safety, be it the local, state or federal government’s responsibility.

Tahala Von Eissen.

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SCENTUOUS! Short Erotic Fiction

 ’Men’s interest’ magazines are often places writers over-look, but they are a damned good income source and great fun to work with/for.  The attitude of editors, writers and even the accounts department and receptionists are simply a definite cut above the rest, like most adult industry businesses.  

 Writing for this magazine genre; stories like this one below, along with a vast selection of other saucy snippets and sketches, covered a very large swag of University fees and expenses all those years ago!  I will never forget the adrenalin rush of opening the envelope from ACP Publishing to find my very first writer’s cheque inside for two submitted stories – a grand total of $600!  I did a little dance in the PO Box corridor, before scuttling away quietly, blushing, but with the hugest grin on my face as all eyes watched and stepped away from the weird lady.

It’s Mardi Gras time here in Australia, so it seemed appropriate, somehow, to post that very first written publication here in TE-Zine! [Just click the image to enlarge and have a good read!]

This was published in The Picture magazine, Australia, some years ago.   I was sixteen at the time so do forgive – well – anything you feel you must!  

{Incidently, this story was the inspiration behind painting number 5, also entitled ‘SCENTUOUS’  in  ‘The Art Of Forbidden Pleasure ~ Tendrils’ series, all these years later!}

 Long live the Hugh Hefner’s, Mungo’s and Mighty Tigers of the world!  I’d be a pauper today without them! 

Scentuous © Tahala Von Eissen, First Rights, THE PICTURE magazine.

 

Australia Post PO Box Fee Extortion!

If there is one thing one can label as good about Twitter, it is the immediacy of it, along with the ability to make your views known instantly to those whom you feel need to hear it most.  In this instance I am speaking namely of corporate level businesses whose entire mission in life seems to be to extort the ocean-going public out of their hard-earned cash for very little in return!

Today I received the yearly account for my PO Box from Australia Post which is to be paid in advance.  The fee has increased by almost fifty percent.  Extortion in anyone’s book!  A post box does nothing; it needs no maintenance and it costs no more to insert letter into a PO Box than it does to slip them into a house address mail box.  In fact, it costs more to deliver mail to residential and business addresses directly as postal delivery drivers must be paid in addition to the mail sorting crew.

Fuming just a little about the injustice of it, I searched twitter for Australia Post and had a say about it.  Australia Post chimed in immediately!

Here’s what followed; (for those unfamiliar with twitter, @means’ TO’ in twitter speak.  @ in front of a name means the following is addressed to that person/account.)

T. Von Eissen T. Von Eissen

@auspost has increased their PO Box fees – AGAIN. What the!?? Nearly double! People need and will pay. #Extortion by any name. Cheats!
 

Australia Post Australia Post

@tahala Increases to fees are kept to the bare minimum. Unfortunately increasing costs need to be met.
 
T. Von Eissen T. Von Eissen

@auspost Costs? Rubbish. There are no costs involved in shoving letters into PO boxes, far less in fact than a home delivery, which is FREE!
  
T. Von Eissen T. Von Eissen

@auspost It’s a box. Just a box. And it’s sitting there, It requires no maintenance. What increasing costs, precisely?

 
Australia Post  Australia Post

@tahala There are many costs involved; like running any business. Payment isn’t due for another 27 days so you still have time.
 
T. Von Eissen T. Von Eissen

@auspost Time isn’t the issue. Nor is the money. It’s the principal! A fee increase of almost 50% is extortion. My voice is one of many.
T. Von Eissen @tahala T. Von Eissen

Apologies, followers and please excuse me while I have a contratempts with Australia Post. *hands out earplugs*

 
T. Von Eissen  T. Von Eissen

@auspost A viable business runs on generated profits, not fee increases for subsidiary services; That’s a 1 way street 2 bankruptcy! #boxfees
 
NO ANSWER was the stern reply.
 

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Le Petit Érotique Collector Classic [Vol.2]

It is Valentines day and what better time to officially launch the second book in my ‘Le Petit Erotique’ photographic series.  A little cheekier and a lot more saucy than book one, ‘Le Modele d’Artiste’ contains not seven, but eight fully nude photographs captured and presented in sepia, classic postcard style photography.

Perhaps you would like to treat yourself to a copy of your very own… hand to heart, discretion is assured!

Just as with book one, this 7×7 inch book is beautifully presented as either a soft cover, hard cover with dust jacket or hard cover with image wrap, printed and bound in high quality format by Blurb, Inc.

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{NB: Free preview shows 1 sample image only}

This little treasure will arrive from San Francisco via fed-ex in plain packaging directly to your door or post box in an haematic seal, to be opened by only you.

As with all books in this series, there will be a limited first edition print run of 100 books and only a single year of printing, so if eighty three editions have been printed twelve months from now, only eighty five will ever be printed.  If you’d like to reserve your copy, please just let me know and I shall hold it for you.  Copies of book one are still available and, of course, if you are keen to collect the series, you can buy up to three books at the same time for no additional freight cost. 

Do remember also, should discretion be required for the discerning lady or gentleman, the ’Hard Cover with Dust Jacket’ version comes with a convenient coverlet which may be removed, leaving one with a plain, black, hard covered book to place on the shelf.

Enjoy darlings!

All content © Tahala Von Eissen 2011

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The Rainbow’s End…

There is nothing more equisite than sunset skies and no finer subject than mother nature herself… 

Sunset, Rural Australia, February 14, 2011

Sunset Rainbow, February 14, 2011

2 Million Dollar Love Bundle!

If you’re planning on getting married in NSW Australia – do it today… or any day within twelve months from now!  The NSW Premier Kristina Keneally has wavered the $45 AUD fee in support of the day of love!  It’s only costing tax payers $2 million dollars… but what price leeeerv, eh?  

Of course one wonders why it is in fact called ‘the day of love’… considering the bloodshed with which it came about.  No wonder there are so many troubled relationships and mishaps which mark this day!

 

 

You can read more about Keneally’s election placebo Here … or …  keep browsing TE-Zine … :)    

  (c.) T. Von Eissen

 

TE-ZINE TQ … COMING SOON!

Here at TE-Zine we have been beavering away behind the scenes as we make preparations to launch our latest TE-Zine feature … TE-ZINE TQ …!  Watch this space… ! 

Meanwhile… grab a coffee, relax, unwind and enjoy a leisurely browse through our pages!

Like what you see…?  Why not subscribe and receive our latest stories and updates via email!  It’s free – just click SUBSCRIBE at the top right of the home screen and you’re done. :)

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~ ed.

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HOW TO: Change Your Screen Colours

BACK TO BASICS

HOW TO CHANGE YOUR SCREEN SET UP COLOURS

Click START     >>     Select CONTROL PANEL     >>     Click on DISPLAY     >>     (or PERSONALISATION)    >>     Select PERSONALISATION (if you haven’t already)     >>     Select Screen of your choice (If Windows 7) or Select WINDOW COLOUR or APPEARANCE     >>    Select  OPTIONS  and have a play!  If you bugger it up, fear not, just find ‘SELECT DEFAULT’ somewhere in there and all will (should!) convert to normal!

(c.) Tahala Von Eissen, 2011

HOW TO: Change Desktop background

BACK TO BASICS

Yes, yes it’s basic, but there a newcomers to the cyberworld every single day ~ remember that!

HOW TO CHANGE YOUR DESKTOP BACKGROUND

Click START   >>   Select CONTROL PANEL   >>   Click on DISPLAY  (or PERSONALISATION)   >>   Select PERSONALISATION (if you didn’t already)   >>   Select THEME (or if in Windows 7, simply choose one)   >>   Select DESKTOP BACKGROUND   >>   Choose from the selection provided or   >>   Click BROWSE and choose the image that suits you from your own files. If you have no suitable images simply search via google, bing or yahoo and save the images to your own files [ Click on image   >>   Right click mouse   >>   select SAVE AS].  >>  Select BROWSE    >>    Choose MY PICTURES    >>    Select picture of choice & press UPLOAD.

(c.) Tahala Von Eissen, 2011.

It’s Time To Quit QUITTING!

How many times have you said to yourself ‘IT’S TIME TO QUIT’ and about how many and varied things?

Smoking. Drinking. Chocolate. Fat. Sugar…

It’s hard.

WHAT’S THE POINT?

The hardest part of quitting is to not quit quitting.

Motivation is difficult at the best of times but when you are fighting to delete a negative from your life and the only combatants involved are yourself fighting against yourself, it seems nigh on impossible at times to attain even the smallest victory.

The solution is not as difficult as it may seem.

The two principal keys to quitting anything are objective and reward. There is no point saying to yourself you are going to do anything – anything at all – without a reason for doing it.

Why do you want to quit? This is what you must ask yourself and you need to give yourself a plausible, practical and most importantly, a tangible reason. The purpose for your wanting to quit will be directly proportional to, not only your motivation to do it, but your will power, perseverance and determination to see it through.

If you are trying to quit because someone else expects it of you, it will be more difficult, and you will likely fail. We humans are rebellious souls by nature and if we feel under obligation to do something we invariably find all manner of reasons, excuses and ratification for ultimate rebellion, even if we are not aware we are doing it. In order to be a success at anything in life we must first want to do it; quitting is no different. In order to quit anything we alone must actually want to delete this thing from our life; otherwise, the motivation is not there. Without motivation or reason for your actions, there will be no action and thus you will never quit anything.

Your reason for quitting must have substance, no matter what bad habit or guilty pleasure it is you are trying to quit, and it must be a decision you make for yourself, with yourself.

 

COLD TURKEY? (not Christmas dinner leftovers!)

Having decided why you are going to quit, you must then decide precisely what form your quitting process is going to take. Will you go cold turkey, or will you ease yourself gently away from the guilty pleasures you have favoured for so long? There is no easy answer to this and only you can decide what is best for you personally.

Remember quitting FOR someone else and quitting because someone else EXPECTS it of you are two completely different animals. Your mother may expect you to quit drinking because to her way of thinking it is morally wrong; something you are completely at odds with. Your partner or children, however, may want you to quit drinking, whether they have said so or not, principally because you turn into an incompetent, drivelling, belligerent ass who’s company no-one wishes for when you do drink. This behaviour, for example, is neither conducive to the coherence of the family unit, or to your personal relationships. You may decide you don’t want this for your family anymore, or for yourself. There-in lies your motivation. Your OBJECTIVE is to quit drinking because you do not wish to inflict the person you become when you do drink on yourself or those you love.

 

BABY STEPS

As with anything, baby steps are always the best idea. The thought of never again, in all your born days partaking of something you love, but which you no longer want or feel you should have in your life is daunting, to say the least. Don’t think of it in this way. A lifetime cannot be lived in a day; you must take your life a day at a time and live each day to the fullest of its potential within the means that you have available. In the same way, a lifetime of abstinence from your guilty pleasure cannot be attained in just twenty-four hours. Thus, the solution here is to quite literally attack your quitting just one day at a time. Focus on today only and aim not to partake of this substance TODAY only. Tomorrow, do the same, and the day after that, and so on.

For example;

You’re fat. You know it. Others know it, even if they don‘t say so. You don’t want to be fat anymore. Your objective – is NOT ‘to get skinny’; your OBJECTIVE is to not eat fatty, processed foods and not lie around like a useless lump of lard TODAY; and that is your objective EVERY SINGLE DAY thereafter for that day.

For drinkers, in particular, quitting is most difficult. The saying; “One drink is too many; a hundred drinks is never enough!” is oh too true! However, if you don’t have ‘just one drink’ today, then you cannot have ten drinks or more still and potentially create a problem for yourself with those around you.

Discipline and determination not to succumb TODAY only is all you have to focus on in order to quit long-term.

 

VISUAL PROGRESS

In order to feel you are achieving your aim you need to actually SEE a result. When quitting, there are no actual visual, physical results because you are losing or deleting a negative. Therefore, a positive re-enforcement visual progress aid is an absolute must.

One very effective and extremely simple way is to track your daily progress on a calendar. It only takes a moment. This technique is easy and gives a clear visual mark of your progress. On a large format calendar which has box squares on it for each day, put a big red cross from corner to corner in thick red pen or texta on any day upon which you succumb and partake of your guilty pleasure. Conversely, each day you exercise discipline and determination, reward yourself with an almighty tick in your favourite colour. You can only do this when the day is actually DONE with so only upon waking the following morning can you say ‘I did it!‘ – or ‘DAMN IT, I didn’t do it.‘ and mark the day before’s progress with either a cross or a tick. Start it now – today. Which mark must you make for yesterday? It will likely be a cross. Don’t be disheartened. This is only where you begin. Focus on not partaking today in order to place your first tick tomorrow.

In doing this, you can clearly see your progress. The first week will be the hardest, but when those ticks start to build, so too will your determination to keep them flowing…

 

REWARD!

Motivation and determination must always have their reward in order to maintain momentum. For every seven days worth of ticks you have in one flowing sweep, you must reward yourself. Now… (cue wicked laugh!) …

$1 per day is your reward! Yes, you heard correctly. $1. BUT – you only get this reward for every consecutive seven days in which you have abstained. If you go nine days and succumb to your guilty pleasure on the tenth, you get your ‘seven day of ticks’ worth of reward, but you do not get the two days beyond. You only get another $7 when you have achieved seven days abstinence once again.

$7 is not a big reward. This is deliberate. It’s the small things which are the biggest victories,  hardest earned.  It is, however yours and yours alone to buy absolutely anything you please that makes you feel good. It will require some serious thought, because it must be something that you really want; a reward; but it cannot exceed your $7 – and it must not be your guilty pleasure! That would rather defeat the point.

Your $7 purchase will be a little triumph in itself and you will find you will want to wait until it is just the right thing you buy, for just the right price as you will want to enjoy your little victory, which is yours and yours alone, achieved by none other than you! And next week, in seven days time, if you are good, you can do it again. If you want to keep the money, you can and let it accrue; but you must not add any other cash to it. This is your reward money only; it must be used only for that and that only must be used to reward you for abstaining from your guilty pleasure!

The principal here is, you are gaining back, in part, every seven days, what you didn’t spend on your guilty pleasure and with that you are gaining a new and lovely little pleasure as reward.

 

HONESTY

If you fail on a given day; if you succumb, if you cheat, if you bend the rules, fudge the line or fall off the wagon; remember – it is only you you are lying to or letting down, and no-one else. This is your objective and yours alone. Don’t bother cheating or lying to yourself; you will only make yourself feel worse. If you do succumb, be adult about it; accept it and mark it down. Take a breath, admonish yourself rigid or speak severely to the cat for not stopping you and determine to begin again, here, now, today. Focus once more on not having that drink or smoke or chocolate bar or processed fatty foods, or whatever your guilty pleasure is, TODAY.

You will find, that after having achieved your fourth tick, it will become easier and your determination to make it to seven will increase. Having achieved seven ticks, you will want to repeat the cycle and so on; all the time remembering and keeping in mind your ultimate objective and reason for quitting and re-affirming this objective to yourself every day. It is all too easy to say, ‘I have been behaving – I‘ll treat myself to just a little bit of guilty pleasure, just this once‘. What’s the point in doing what you are doing if you are going to do that?!

 

HELPFUL HINT

Many advices when quitting are to have nothing of that which you are trying to quit anywhere within reach of you. This is rubbish. The hardest part of quitting is feeling like you can’t have that which you are trying to quit. If, however, you have some there and you know you can have it any time but choose not to, you will in fact be less inclined to partake of it and your determination not to open it will increase daily. You’re not going to throw out a lounge because your lazy, so why would you tip perfectly good alcohol down the sink, or toss away an unopened pack of cigarettes when you know full well you are just going to go out and buy more as soon as you get an urge!

Remember, if you do not open the bottle, the biscuit packet or pack of cigarettes, you cannot empty it. It’s as simple as that. Discipline and determination not to succumb TODAY is all you have to focus on.

Your determination not to disappoint yourself will eventually outweigh any urges you have to give in, succumb and let yourself down after all your hard-earned efforts so far.

At the risk of writing a culmination of terrible clichés… (writers & editors – See No Evil!)…

Don’t give in, don’t give up on yourself and if you do succumb, get over it! Make your mark on that calendar, whatever happens. And as the saying goes… pick yourself up, brush yourself off and start all over again! Literally.

You won’t regret it, guaranteed.

© Tahala Von Eissen, 2011 

A NOTE FOR THE QUITTER’S MATE…

( If you’re not a quitter, but know someone who is trying to quit; don’t laugh at them, taunt them or peer pressure them into breaking their will in order to make them succumb for a laugh. Quitting anything is not a decision anyone makes lightly and those people who are trying to change their lives in this way need support, not belittling. Silent acknowledgement, respect and acceptance of their plight from you is indeed all the encouragement and support they need to press on. }

IT MUST BE SAID.

With reference to the recent major flooding in Australia and in Queensland in particular…

All the current Government has done by introducing a proposed levy increase as a result of these floods is to guarantee that for any future disasters in Australia, there will be no more donations.   They insult the very people who have stepped forward to help.   This must be said where best it can be heard.

This country will eat  itself alive in its own greed.

© Tahala Von Eissen, 2011.

Set your MOON PHASE as HOMEPAGE

Dear readers,

I mistakenly thought www.calculatorcat.com and www.fullmoon.info were two different websites run by the same people.  I must offer profuse apologies to both owners and have amended the information below accordingly!

A lot of  TE-ZINE readers have let us know that they follow the current moon phase trends, each for their very own, individual and unique purposes! J

Here are a couple of websites which provide all sorts of interesting info on the full moon and moon phases in general.  One also provides a moon phase widget to insert in your blog or on your website, or another alternative, which I use myself, is to set the moon phase web page as your default homepage. 

The issue of distraction, when logging into the internet, is something we all battle, writers in particular!  This is an excellent way to stop all those external distractions side tracking you from your work as soon as you log onto the internet and of keeping current with where the moon is at.  For those who require the correct moon phase for your daily, weekly or monthly ‘doings’; here ‘tis;

 http://www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/phasenow.php

 Jörg & Pat of www.fullmoon.info  (not connected in any way with the above company!) have a lovely website and just started an interesting little blog of their own which you will find here;

http://www.fullmoon.info/en/blog/

They also have a moon calendar and offer the service of forwarding you free full moon reminder via email, if you’d like it.  I love it! You can subscribe to it here;

http://www.fullmoon.info/en/fullmoon-calendar.html

You can set the calculatorcat.com moon phase homepage or the fullmoon.info moon calendar as your default internet homepage like this; 

[go to CONTROL PANEL on the START MENU

 >> select INTERNET SETTINGS

>> delete what is written under CREATE NEW HOMEPAGE TAB

>> then INSERT (copy / paste) one of the addresses below into the white box: 

 http://www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/phasenow.php  (moon phase widget page from calculatorcat.com)

 
http://www.fullmoon.info/en/fullmoon-calendar.html  (moon calendar page from fullmoon.info)

>> PRESS APPLY

>> PRESS OKAY

>> then RESTART your computer to lock it in.

Every time you dial up the internet, the current moon phase page will pop up instead of your usual one. It is indeed, very calming.

© Tahala Von Eissen 2010

Is GM food changing YOU?

Genetically Modified Food – Why?

I recently bought a cucumber. It was an ordinary, everyday green cucumber. It sat in the fridge happily for three days. My fridge struggled in the midsummer heat and the temperature dropped, not a lot, but enough. After rescuing all my sumptuous cold cut leftovers from Christmas (oh thank heavens they did actually survive!), I swiftly sorted through the vegetables in the crisper. All was well… except for the cucumber. It wasn’t dead, but if I were it I think I would have wished I were.

We all know that when wanting to plant seeds out of season, you put the them in the fridge first, they think it is winter and when you plant them they think it is spring and promptly start sprouting.

The sudden rise of temperature in my fridge had made the cucumber grow, but not the normal lengthwise growth of a vegetable; this was more like something out of the 1970’s Doctor Who series; a veritable green galactic monster. It had formed bulging blister like growths all over it, the appearance of which resembled thick globules of cellulite, smooth to the touch, but solid, not ‘squishy‘ as one would have expected; the entire cucumber still felt ‘wholesome’ to the touch, not soggy or soft where the bulges had formed. Each bulge was about the size of two thumbs and paler than the rest of the cucumber, the colour of a cucumber in the first stages of its growth.

Of course, it went straight in the bin. I do wish I had taken a photograph however, as it had obviously formed growths and this is not the normal action of a fresh, supposedly naturally grown cucumber.

Upon further investigation I learned that the store I purchased the cucumber from is now selling GM – Genetically Modified foods, so of course I shan’t be shopping there again – ever!

Genetic Modification of fresh foods is a process which artificially increases the growth rate of foods, thereby supposedly enabling greater supply of said foods, sooner. If, however, this little cucumber is indeed any indication of what happens to genetically modified foods, one surely must ask, what is this process by extension doing to the genetic code and structure of the human body which consumes the affected foods? The modifying genes which are injected into these foods are being absorbed into our bodies, processed and distributed throughout our bloodstream and circulatory systems. All foods we eat are assimilated by our bodies in this way.

These genes which modify the growth rate and structure of the foods we eat must also, little by little be altering the genetic structure of our own body cells. So many of us refuse to eat saturated fats – because they make us fat. We won’t eat too much salt because it is damaging to the heart and we restrict our alcohol intake so we don’t blow up our liver… yet, so many eat genetically altered foods without giving a thought to what it may be doing to their body.

There are one or two questions which really need to be asked of those attempting to shove this genetically modified food forcibly and quite literally down our throats.

Firstly; Why do these people so desperately want to encourage the populace, en masse, to consume genetically altered foods over the naturally grown foods we have eaten for generations?

The pretext is that it ultimately benefits humanity as it is ’healthier’ and makes it easier to meet food demands by increasing the growth and therefore the output of these foods.

Whilst propagating this propaganda, these very same people are razing the very lands, forests and natural resources which guarantee and have guaranteed the unending supply of natural, organic foods in abundant supply for all man-kind for generations. Left undamaged, unaltered and when nurtured in stead of destroyed and utilised for the very purpose which they were given man-kind to use – (to farm!) – our lands supply us with all and every natural resource the human body requires – in absolute abundance!

To modify natural foods is to change their function unnecessarily, so the second question which must be asked is why bother and to what benefit?

Those who read my feature regularly will know I am a cynic when it comes to Governments and their motivations and as such I look to the bottom line that is the sole source of operation for such entities and corporations – the money source. This is invariably the answer to any question if that question is followed immediately by this one; Who benefits financially and ultimately from this event/venture/deal? Here is where you will find your source.

Why would any Government wish to outlay massive amounts of money in support of genetically altering natural food sources unnecessarily and thus putting an entire world of people at possible health risk?

A healthy nation of people does not generate income for the pharmaceutical companies; a principle income source for many Governing bodies. Pure conspiracy theory on my part… of course…

The natural vitamins and minerals which come abundant in naturally grown foods increase the human immune system when consumed on a daily basis, thus increasing health, vitality and overall resistance to infection and illness.

Genetically modified foods are altered with, among other things, the injection of growth hormones.  Hormones in abundance in the human system must be burned up by the human body and converted into energy; if not, they revert to fat, which is why so many athletes who use hormone treatments turn to blubber when they cease their exercise/training regime.  The same can be said of those with medical conditions who require hormone treatments, such as cortisone; they become very fat, very quickly and there is nothing that can be done about it, once the process has begun; their system changes, usually irrepairably. 

If these foods are altered; genetically modified in such a way so as to actually decrease the health of a nation and a planet of people, by injecting growth hormones, the consequences in the long-term will quite simply be an increase in need by the human race to lean on the health system to rectify this issue and thus the pharmaceutical companies will once again, ultimately benefit  financially, as always.

As, as yet there is a lack of evidence to show a positive effect regarding the consumption of these foods, how yet can we also know that there is no negative effect on our overall system and that of our children and future generations?

Just because we can’t see any evidence of an ensuing problem as yet, (though it is staring us in the face!) doesn’t mean there isn‘t a problem looming.  The first pill, for example, was said to be safe… yet it wasn’t and the consequence many months and years down the track was, sadly and horrifically, thalidomide babies.  There are so many examples of scientific, so-called ‘ breakthroughs’ which have been thrust upon the populace and claimed to be safe or healthy, before actually being garnered to be completely safe, the consequences of which have been dire and simply too far gone to be fixed by the time they are found.

The human race has subsisted on naturally grown foods for generation upon generation.  Stay natural; you’ve too much to possibly lose not to – and why gamble your life, your health and your family’s future on a maybe?

As I once heard the Scientist, Baroness Susan Greenfield say; The absence of evidence does not necessarily mean the evidence of absence!

 This is so true!  As an opinion writer I was born with the conspiracy theorist and cynic genes and offer no apologies if I have upset anyone with this post… and must again ask:

Why are these agencies so desperate to have us consume genetically modified foods over the fresh, naturally grown foods which have kept us healthy for generations?

Precisely what benefits are to be gained from eating GM foods in lieu of natural ones?

In precisely what way is genetically modified food supposedly ‘healthier‘ than natural, normal food?

Who profits, ultimately from the production and sale of genetically modified foods?

Why bother making it, let alone eating the muck?

Answers, anyone?

 Lady Opine.

Content © TE-ZINE, Tahala Von Eissen 2010.

 

 

 

 

 

Typing Odd Characters & Symbols

TYPING ODD CHARACTERS

Oh the eternal frustration of never being able to type the right symbol in another language, or indeed all the odd symbols, such as copyright, pounds, euros, or just little love hearts!

Here’s how to do it.

The Windows system contains a ‘Character Map’, which allows you to add any type of foreign language character or special symbol, such as;

© ¥ àǽ Ȝ ȶ Ϡ Ж ֟ ש ک ۩ ᵹ ♠ ♥ ☻ ♫ ◄ + to any text you may be writing.

It contains literally hundreds of characters.

To access this Character map simply follow this road; 

Click START >> hover over ALL PROGRAMS >> click ACCESSORIES >> click SYSTEM TOOLS >> click CHARACTER MAP.

Select the font you are presently using. Click on the character you wish to insert. It will appear in the ‘Characters to copy’ box. Highlight it and copy/paste into your text.

For those who have yet to master the ‘COPY/PASTE’ function, it is done thus;

Place the cursor on the text you want to copy and highlight it by either double clicking and sliding your mouse across it or by pressing [Ctrl] [A] (meaning copy All). Now press [Ctrl] [C] while the text remains highlighted to copy it. Move your cursor to where you want to place the text you have just copied, press [Ctrl] [V] to ‘Paste‘ it in place.

© Tahala Von Eissen 2010.

LE PETIT EROTIQUE Vol.1

 Official launch of  the ‘Le Petit Erotique’ series 
 ’Le Petit Erotique ~ L’Artiste’.

 ~ A little collectors treasure for the connoisseur of classic erotica.  Seven beautiful sepia images captured in postcard style, classic nude photography.  ’L'Artist’  is the first release in the Collector Classic series entitled ‘Le Petit Erotique’.  Photography by Tahala Von Eissen.

This beautiful little work is a book lover’s delight which will titillate book collectors, art lovers and those with a passion for classic erotica alike; a collector’s treasure for your voyeuristic pleasure!

The first of the series, ‘Le Petit Erotique ~ ‘L’Artiste’, first edition, contains seven semi nude photographs captured in sepia, classic postcard style photography.

 

[NB: FREE SNEAK PREVIEW SHOWS ONE (1) SAMPLE IMAGE ONLY.]

Top quality printing on high lustre paper she is beautifully presented as either a soft cover or hard cover book  with dust jacket (highly recommended) and will arrive from San Francisco via fed-ex in plain packaging directly to your door (or post box if you prefer). The delight of opening her haematic seal will be yours and yours alone, untouched except by you.

Of course, the art of pleasure lies in its anticipation, so you may sneak but a peak in advance; to taste further, however, you must hold this little 7 x 7 inch lady in one’s palm and open her gently…

Preview her now.

Buy her now.

Tahala.xx0

If you missed the launch… here’ tis!

 Happy New Year!

Mother Is Calling!

It is Christmas in the year 2010.  The Southern Hemisphere soaks up the rays whilst the Northern Hemisphere moves “half way out of the darkness“, as The good Doctor would say.  Midnight passes and Christmas has officially begun.

 Heavy snow-falls plague Europe, the United States and the United Kingdom as they are blessed with a white Christmas, whilst damaging floods sweep through Australia and lands afar, easing hitherto drought conditions.  The human race panics as ‘climate change’ has befallen them.  The experts sprout all kinds of consequences and doomsday predictions, Governments seek funding, grants and form committees to monitor the changes and decide what ruling to lay upon the populace today under the guise of duty of care which ever emerges as either a new levy, tax or surcharge in the people’s pockets. 

Yet… when one takes pause, for just a moment… and looks out of ones window, whilst allowing ones mind to skip through former years… one realises that one sees exactly the same weather patterns as were extent fifteen to twenty-five years ago, simply emerging once again, as weather patterns are apt to do.  Like all things in nature, the weather too, is cyclic.  Far from being extreme, it is simply that mother nature herself and her weather is simply doing a swing shift back to normalcy; an attempt to rectify the imbalance which has hitherto been the predominance, brought about by the human race as a result of our indifference to and disrespect of nature itself.

Indeed if one looks back on old news reports, journals, former correspondences, books written decades earlier, both fiction and non-fiction, old television shows; comedies, film and documentaries alike, all speak of, refer to or make a mockery of precisely the same weather conditions and ensuing problems this type of weather brings about.  It is nothing new; indeed it is quite normal.  The same floods, snow drifts, drought patches and cyclones are circling our planet and re-occurring in the same regions as ever they did before.  Mass panic, however ever seems to ensue every time the words ‘climate change’ are attached to any weather report. 

Overwrought reporters issue grubby money grabbing reports, requested and financed by media stations the world over, each out to create an exclusive story built on the hoped misery of those caught in the throng of the so-called climatic chaos.  These people are solely responsible for making massive melodramas out of something which should simply be expected, foreseen, acknowledged, catered to and prepared for practically, smoothly and well in advance of it occurring.  The same weather conditions in previous decades brought about very little drama in the same or similar circumstances.  That is not to say that the weather we are experiencing is not causing havoc, and indeed a great deal of it in many regions, but much of this havoc could be, would and should be averted; it is only our complacency which prevents us today from being as ready now as ever we were before and prepared for these major thrusts of climate change.

We as a race of people have made the very mistake which we always make, regardless of knowing its consequence.; we have, once again forgotten history.  In this specific case, the climatic history of the earth has been overlooked completely.  Life quite literally goes round in circles.  It is something we cannot escape.  If we have had it, done it, destroyed it, used it, prevented it before; if it has happened once already in this world, it will very likely and most probably occur again in the future.  In politics, finance, war, religion and indeed in so many areas of the life we have created for ourselves; so many events could have been and indeed could still be prevented in the future by remembering the past in order to prepare for what may and will likely recur again.  One cannot prevent nature however; one cannot thwart it, one cannot control it or indeed the weather patterns it brings.  One can, however be prepared for that which we know is inevitably coming by looking at what has already been.

It is simplicity itself to watch, listen, learn, remember and prepare for climate change.  We as an entire people simply need to re-develop a tuned-in awareness and logical monitoring of what nature is doing, in advance of when she is doing it in order to prepare ourselves for the next climate shift.  This is a skill which was once second nature to most of us in decades past but which has been voluntarily overwritten by our self-imposed world of human based priorities.  Finance, industry and politics have deflected our thoughts and attentions from living with and amidst the very thing which is our sole life-source; nature itself.  No factory, no industry, no army, no parliament can survive without it; yet they live and breathe literally for the love of, want of and self-imposed need for the almighty dollar alone.

In the life we have created for ourselves we cuss the weather and throng about in worship of this one entity alone; an entity which we cannot eat, we cannot grow, we cannot breathe, we cannot use as shelter and nor can we, in most cases, even burn it to keep warm; this entity we worship, pay daily homage to and live our entire lives in pursuit of, is money.  We and we alone have built a life on its foundation; an entity which has no actual relevance to life itself, no foundation at all and which simply cannot sustain itself without us keeping it alive.  It brings, ultimately, only one thing, power and control over others.

The resultant of the injection of the dollar into our lives, where once it never was or needed to be, is that we none of us can now eat, take refuge under shelter, drink, propagate effectively or even rest without paying for it.  Even today discussions and negotiations now ensue the world over on just how our governments can get away with charging us to breathe very the air which they have allowed in their greed to become so contaminated that people and nature itself are suffering worldwide from its effuse.

Life begins, literally, with the weather and seasonal, cyclic changes.  It rules mankind, no matter how much we fight to deny or ignore it and unless we allow ourselves to slip back into its fold and move with it, rather than against, we ultimately are the only ones who will suffer.  Nature will breathe on long after the human race expires, both individually and as a collective.  Nature needs but one seed, a grain of earth, a breath of wind and a droplet of water to begin her life again.  Humans need another of our own kind, the right seasonal environment and nine months of nature provided food, water and shelter in order to even look like we may begin again as a race.  We cannot survive upon this earth without mother nature; we must pay due homage.

As a race, humanity has become all too lazy, too complacent and too much out for the main chance of what we can grab from each other today to sit back, relax, observe and move in tune with the simplicity that is nature itself; the very thing which provides everything we, as a race need to survive, thrive and prosper.  As living entities, we humans have our own ‘life-cycle‘.  Nature also has her own life cycle and we are an integral part of that cycle, each of us inter-connected with the other, each reliant on the respect and nurturing, one of the other, in order to survive.  It is a marriage.

Simplistic in itself is the very essential, first and foremost element we humans need to survive; oxygen.  This very element is obtained and can only be obtained by us from one source and one source alone; nature, or more specifically, trees.  Trees exhale oxygen and inhale carbon-dioxide, too much of which is poison and fatal to the human respiratory system.  Human’s exhale of this carbon dioxide when we breathe.  All plant life; bushes, shrubs and trees inhale of this carbon monoxide hungrily and give unto us our air supply, oxygen, in their own exhalation.  While-ever mother nature survives on this planet; we as a race continue to breathe.  It is a catch twenty-two life cycle in which we find ourselves and too few humans know this.  While-ever we continue to breathe, mother nature is able to continue to propagate herself and so supply us with the oxygen upon which we are dependent for our survival. 

Apart from providing the very air we breathe, it is also trees which release moisture into the air.  This moisture subsequently rises, warms and builds clouds, which bring rain, filling our waterways and so supplying us with the second most essential ingredient to the survival of the human race on earth; water.  Food, of course, is obvious; our entire food source, no matter how extreme or extensive the packaging processes we choose to filter and squash it through, is dependent solely upon what nature can provide us with, which in its turn is solely dependent upon what we allow her to keep providing us with; I.e. that which we have not yet, do not and have yet to destroy.  The more we kill nature, the closer we as a race come to imminent death. 

Finally, shelter; not a single man-made product is not drawn from, processed from, or built from a material which is not first sourced from mother nature herself.  Thus it is so very important to only utilise those natural resources which we, or mother nature herself can replenish as rapidly as we use them.  As simplistic as it sounds and as simple as it in fact is, we cannot survive without mother nature and mother nature cannot survive while-ever we live in abuse of that which she has granted us – the sustenance for life itself.  Mother nature can live without us; she will continue to thrive without humans, drawing on the life breath of her own creatures which will remain on this earth long after we have vacated it, knowing as they do, the importance of living with and not against or in abuse of that which is provided in every pore of the earth, the ocean and the skies above for their ongoing survival. 

Humans as an entire race need to recognise, accept, prepare for and once again re-adapt our life-style to nature‘s own or we are doomed to continually and repeatedly suffer at the hands of shifting climatic bursts which literally dictate the kind of world we must live in.  The seasonal cycles and climatic change is where life begins and that is where our focus as a race should therefore also begin. It doesn’t matter what we think we want from this world, how secure we feel in the man-made, money structured shell we have created for ourselves, or how very superior we act as a people; mother nature will always find a way to remind us that we belong to her and not the other way around. She will continually remind us of this fact until we get it right.  The way we live needs to change; we need to prepare and adapt our lives in order to live with nature, instead of against or in spite of it.  We will know when we have got it right because it is not nature or the weather that will change and adapt to us, but rather the impact these climatic bursts have on our lifestyle will be minimal, if extent at all. 

Mother nature is no different to any human mother.  She is fickle, unpredictable, nurturing, overbearing and will have her way regardless of what we think we might intend to do with our lives.  She will never change, therefore, in order to live the life you want to live, the way you wish to live it, you must adapt, or find yourself evicted from her life and ‘cut off‘ for good.  Sadly, when mother nature cuts one off for good, it is final.  Unlike with your own mother, there can never be a phone-call to say, ‘I’m wrong, I’m sorry, can we start again?’  Mother nature grants us but one chance, one life in which to get it right – and get it right the first time.

It is mother nature herself and the very weather she brings which dictates the life we live and how we shall move about our daily business today, yesterday and in the years to come.  Until we stop struggling against nature and work with her, we will continue to suffer at the hands of her fickle ways.  This is something which we either elect to forget or simply ignore.  It is not for us to say; this is not normal and create panic amongst ourselves.  This approach serves nothing.  It is for us to observe, to remember, to switch our focus as a race and to say; we are stupid and have got it wrong… what must we do now to make it right?  We must change our attitudes, the way we think and approach our lives on both a small and massive scale.  We must apply all that we have learned to date about the natural world we live in, in preparation today for what we will then know is coming tomorrow.  This is just the first step; the very beginning which could, if maintained and sustained by each of us, lead to ultimate change for the better for all mankind as we move with and in support of seasonal change.

If all of this is a little too much to comprehend or believe, do pause momentarily upon this thought; regardless of what each of us do in the lives we claim to treasure so dearly, we shall all end up, eventually, in our time, as either dust or ashes in the air or earth, worm food or fish bait.  There is no escaping this fact; there is no escaping mother nature, particularly not in death and as we will all be returning to her arms eventually, in one form or another, no matter what your creed, belief or religion, why not embrace her with open arms in life and grant for ourselves and each other an existence that is worthy of our time on this planet.

Lady Opine.

All content © Tahala Von Eissen, TE-ZINE, 2010.

Content may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form without the express written permission of the author.

EROTIC BOOK LAUNCH

It is time to spread some Christmas cheer!  As you all know, earlier this month my first little photographic book, “PONDERANCE; A Little Photo Book Of Ducks” was launched! It has been a wonderful success and I thank you all for your support, interest and enthusiasm!  For those of you who have not had a chance to order your copy, fear not!  It is still available  : http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/1694514 

Now another little publication treasure to tempt you with!  
 

A collector’s treasure for your voyeuristic pleasure!

This beautiful little work is a book lover’s delight which will titillate book collectors, art lovers and those with a passion for classic erotica alike!

The first in it’s series, ‘Le Petit Erotique ~ ‘L’Artiste’, first edition, contains seven semi nude photographs captured in sepia, classic postcard style photography.

Top quality printing on high lustre paper she is beautifully presented as either a soft cover or hard cover book  with dust jacket (highly recommended) and will arrive from San Francisco via fed-ex in plain packaging directly to your door (or post box if you prefer). The delight of opening her haematic seal will be yours and yours alone, untouched except by you.

Of course, the art of pleasure lies in its anticipation, so you may sneak but a peak in advance; to taste further, however, you must hold this little 7 x 7 inch lady in one’s palm and open her gently…

Preview her now.

Buy her now.

As this is a series launch and being the maiden book of the series, ‘L’Artiste’ ought to be savoured in the highest possible standard for your viewing delight. To whit, Le Petit Erotique ~ ‘L’Artiste’ will be available in hardcover with wrap for the same price as soft cover until December 31st 2010, at which point she will return to her usual hard cover retail price of $49.95.  So treat yourself!

Just remember to type in the special code below when placing your order!

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From now through to December 31st, you can receive $10.00 of any order of $29.95 or greater!  Just type in the coupon code that is relevant to you and where you are ordering from when you place your order! 

This means that PONDERANCE can also be purchased in hard cover with dust jacket or hardcover wrap version for the same $29.95 price as the soft cover! Better still, purchase the soft cover for only $19. 95!  Just type in the code below when placing your order before December 31st!  If you like, you can order both together, save on postage and receive $10.00 off your order!  Oh why not, treat yourself!

Merry Christmas all and I shall catch you all again in the New Year of 2011!

fRIED eGGS, NO HAM.

A Little Breakfast Divination to start the day…!

A little scary, isn’t it?  Fried eggs – a little breakfast divination… and why not… most do it with tea-leaves, however the application is precisely the same for all things, be it clouds, food, tea leaves, even sink soap suds can give you a pointer for the day that is to come, or an answer to that puzzling query.  You just need to know how to read it.

This little one is a quite reminiscent of the Hindu Goddess Kali, one arm raised in defence, the other nursing a child, but she is seated, cross-legged in semi-meditation pose, rather than the usual standing pose – indicative of something restful or at peace.   The head is perfectly silhouetted in a circle as of the paintings of old, in possible representation of an angel or divine figure - indicative of protection and strength/power.   The stomach area is quite fulsome, possibly representational of gestation (of a child, a project or an idea) not necessarily pregnancy, but a pending birth of some kind.  (Oftentimes, however, when it looks like a duck – well – it is a duck! – Ye Gods and fluffy ducks, that would rather make life – interesting, to say the least!!)  The lower arm is nursing a baby like form, representative of birth, also nurture and nourishment. 

Deep within the facial area one can make out the vaguest form of a three-quarter view of an elephant head which also extends and curves in the raised ‘arm’ section, becoming a raised trunk.  Possibly representative of Ganesha, the elephant God.  If you look closely at this, the elephant three-quarter profile can be seen facing both ways – indicative of duplicity or twins.   The raised trunk is luck.  The elephant God, protection.

So we have;

Defence, rest, peace, protection and strength/power, gestation of a new beginning, birth or idea, a new birth or beginning in addition to this gestation, nurture and nourishment, duplicity or twins, luck and protection.

[Or... Call 'Eggs In Distress'!] – ed.

The application applies to the individual for whom it is being read.  In this case, it is I.  If only I could remember precisely that which I was ruminating upon when I cracked the egg!  I guess – we shall see…!

(c) Tahala, 2010.

The Elusive Avocado.

The avocado is a fruit, not a vegetable.  It contains all manner of goodness and like all good things it also has a few not so good qualities one ought to be aware of before indulging one‘s crave!

This green, palm sized, egg-shaped plant has the skin of a sun-drenched dinosaur; green, tough, rippled and usually a little rough to the touch. It’s innards resemble semi solid butter with a banana like texture. It can be sliced or spread like cream cheese, eaten as is or heated.

Many say this fruit; which is generally eaten in the manner of a vegetable as accompaniment to meat or salad, spread on crackers or used as a dip base; has no flavour and no nutritional qualities to speak of. Flavour is a matter of taste – no pun intended, so only the individual can decide on this point. The flavour is not in the least sweet, nor bitter, nor savoury, but rather tastes quite buttery and green. When it comes to nutritional value, however the avocado ranks surprisingly highly in some stakes.

Half one large avocado (110 grams) contains approximately;

The same amount of protein as 1 cup of cherries or half a cup of raisins. Very little.

The same amount of carbohydrate as 2 raw tomatoes, 1.5 teaspoons of sugar or 1 cup of cottage cheese.  Minimal carbohydrate content.

The same amount of fibre as 1 cup of steamed broccoli, 1 cup of frozen peas or steamed turnips or 2-3 dried figs – a relatively high fibre content for its size.

The same amount of linoleic acid as half a cup of butter, 1 cup of corn meal, half a cup of cashews or 3 medium-sized chicken livers.  A good source linoleic acid, found in so few things in good amounts.

The same amount of iron as 1 glass of orange juice, so very little indeed!

The same amount of calcium as 1 cup of macaroni or 2 cups of corn flakes or 6 cups of puffed rice.  None worth a mention really.

The same amount of phosphorous as 2 slices of bacon or 1 cup of beetroot, 1 cup of vegetarian rice or 1 cup of pineapple juice.  Quite a minimal amount.

The same amount of potassium as ¼ cup of molasses or powdered yeast, 1 cup of wheat germ, 1 cup of prune juice, ½ cup of dates, ½ cup soy beans, 1 cup canned apricots or ½ cup dried apricots or four fresh tomatoes. Extremely high in potassium!

The same amount of fat as 1 cup of ice-cream, or half a cup of grated cheddar cheese. Quite a bit!

The same amount of saturated fat as 10 large olives, 20 slices of bread, 1.5 cups of pan-fried potatoes or 1 slice of chocolate cake with fudge icing.  comparatively speaking, not too much, but enough!

The same amount of sodium as half a grapefruit, half a cup of fresh squeezed lemon juice or 5 small radishes – in other words, very little indeed!

The same amount of calories as 11 French fries, 1 tin of canned sardines or 2-3 eggs.  Relatively high in calories!

The same Vitamin A content as 3 cups of muscat grapes.   Not much to speak of.

 

AVOCADO SUMMARY:

Protein 2 grams  |  Carbohydrate 6 grams  |  Fibre 1.8 grams  |  Linoleic acid 2 grams  |  Iron 0.6 milligrams

Calcium 11 milligrams  |  Phosphorous 42 milligrams  |  Potassium 600 milligrams  |  Fat 18 grams

Saturated fat 12 grams  |  Sodium 4 milligrams  |  Calories 185  |  Vitamin A 310 units

In summary, Avocados are high in calories, high in fat and saturated fats, so need not be mixed with oils or consumed with butter.  It can be used as a healthier butter substitute on toast and sandwiches.  It is an extremely excellent potassium source, ranking right up there with big guns of potassium filled fruit and vegetables, such as bananas and tomatoes.  Great for the brain, but disappointingly bad for the hips in high volume.  Good for those with low lipids though, and those in need of constant brain food! 

 © Tahala Von Eissen 2010

 

A Writer Needs Fuel!

Fresh writing needs fresh thought flow.

Without a healthy body you cannot maintain any semblance of healthy thought flow. This applies to everyone, not just writers. If your body is disintegrating, so too, in time, will your brain and as a result your writing will ultimately suffer.

There are two types of writers; the munchers and the fasters. The munchers nibble on anything and everything to help maintain focus and hopefully keep their inspirational juice flow fed and watered for the duration of their self-imposed schedule. The fasters let their body fall to decay in sacrifice of their art, be it for an hour or an entire day. Either way, nothing must break the bliss that is a writers ‘flow‘; when in the zone, one must do whatever it takes to maintain it!

This is so true. A writer, however, cannot be sustained on will power alone. Doing this is extremely unhealthy, cannot be maintained on a daily basis and ultimately results in inconsistent writing spurts and ‘muddied‘ writing overall.

What most writers forget is that in order to write one must be able to think clearly and in order to think clearly our brains need fuel. The brains fuel principally requires two elements; oxygen (the most important) and food (mainly potassium based foods for clear and consistent thought flow). Potassium helps all the little thought tendrils within the brain to stay circuited together, thereby allowing us to think more quickly, concisely and clearly.

Potassium can be found in a number of foods, particularly in bananas, tomatoes, green leafy vegetables and nuts. Here’s a little list; tomatoes, soy beans & soy products, mushrooms, strawberries, bananas, watermelon, cantaloupe, carrot, corn, avocado, mustard, parsnip, potato, beets, fresh leafy greens, spinach, raisins, prunes, apricots, dates (very high in potassium, great to keep in a container on your desk to nibble!), peas, beans, kidney beans, turkey, chicken, liver, brains, fish; cod, flounder, haddock, oysters, salmon, sardines, wheat-germ, molasses & beef.

A writers diet need not necessarily consist of all of these, but the inclusion of at least one of them somewhere in your daily food intake is advisable.

Oxygen is a must for smooth thought flow, therefore regular breaks for the intake of fresh air are also required for any writer in order to write anything that is going to be worth reading.

Health practitioners advise a break every forty minutes for the average office worker. For a writer, however, this can become quite adversarial to productivity. Hourly works better and in extremis even bi-hourly is better than nothing at all. To take a break, you needn’t break your concentration, speak, or take your mind away from what you are doing, indeed it is better not to. Stay in the zone, walk away from your desk, step outside, look far into the distance and inhale deeply of ten deep breaths. That’s all you need to do. Don’t sit down whilst doing it; you have been seated for the last hour or more; you don‘t want to end up as a pot of lard come the end of your writing career. Walk around, get your limbs moving! You will feel better for it. If you’re a smoker, walk around whilst puffing, intake some oxygen whilst filling your lungs with smoke; you can do both at the same time!

It is advisable for basic health to take 1000 steps per day to maintain healthy circulation and oxygen flow within the body. This sounds a lot but it actually isn’t. Each time you take a break, take a little walk. It needn’t be long-winded or fast and you don’t need to even leave your domain. Walk a dog-like patrol (not on all fours, please!), around the perimeter of your yard, the interior of your house, or even back and forth across the room, your balcony, the foyer – it matters not, just take 100 steps; it takes all of a few minutes. Ten breaks over the course of one day keeps your blood oxygenated, your muscles limber and by extension, will also keep both your thoughts and your writing fresh!

Set an hourly unobtrusive mobile ring-tone or other alarm if you need to; this you will use exclusively for this purpose so your brain becomes attuned to it. Re-set it upon return to your desk for one or two hours ahead. After while your body will become accustomed to the routine and you will no longer require a break alert.

As for food, that’s entirely up to you; eat as much or as little as you like, as often as you like, just make sure you do at least nibble something in at least three of your breaks; your brain truly does need that fuel!

That’s about it. It is a simple, but extremely effective technique for maintaining basic health, particularly if sitting at a desk or computer all day. You will find that despite how it seems, you will actually get more done in less time; your stress levels will decline, your thought flow will improve and your productivity will increase overall. I guarantee it.

© Tahala Von Eissen, 2010.

 

 

THE SOCIAL SUBURBAN SNUB

If there is one thing that grates my nerves a little more than others when visiting or living in a smaller, regional town, it is the small mindedness that seems to come with the small-town mentality.  One cannot escape it and it seems to breed, rapidly; in the manner of a kind of social vampirism.

So many aspects of life which are meaningless necessities designed and utilised for functionality in the city are viewed with such stigma and even a little apprehension by those who’s entire life is led amidst only their own kind in their own little social circles in their own home town within which their entire life revolves.  Catching a bus is just one example of this.

The amount of stigma which small town suburban snobs attach to something as non-eventful as a bus ride is laughable.  The sideways glances, silent judgments and instant conclusions that are drawn by those watching one mount a bus laden with bags of groceries is rather astounding and would be comical if it weren‘t so pathetic.

Automatically it seems one is assumed to be poverty-stricken, of negligent social status, presumably unemployed and leading a life that is most certainly not worthy of mention, and indeed, best swept under the carpet for fear that those watching those mount the buses just may catch something of their evidently down-trodden lifestyle.

These same people, if un-availed of their own means of transport will call for a taxi in preference to catching a bus, re-affirming to themselves their own status within the community by out-laying a fare far beyond what is necessary in order to partake of the ‘classier’ convenience that is a cab-ride.

For you see, it is far more elegant to catch a cab than to ride a bus.  Much preferred are the longer waiting times and the less readily available service.  Of course one feels far superior paying four times the price to get where one is going in half the time it would take on the bus.  Being entertained by the driver for the entire trip, answering a bunch of inane questions most don‘t wish to ask in the first place; or conversely spending the entire trip attempting to ignore the stony silence of a cab driver who wishes to be anywhere doing anything but servicing you is just what one wishes to outlay one‘s hard earned money on. It’s a status thing, you know.

The small-town suburban snub.  Such doesn’t occur in the cities.  A bus is a standard and crucial convenience in every large city, depended upon my most of its working and travelling populace.  Every man and his dog will daily catch public transport; tramps and five figure executives sit side by side every day, each in happy ignorance of the other.

Taxi’s, on the other hand are avoided in the city if at all possible; the frustration of waiting times, driver attitudes, wrong routes taken, not to mention traffic jams, peak hour traffic and the hefty fees which accompany such events, generally make for public transport being the more attractive alternative.

Overall, buses are more reliable, cheaper, and there are no personalities involved; not to mention the regularity of available routes.  There is a certain freedom involved with catching a bus; one can remain anonymous, happily expecting to be ignored by and to ignore every other person on the bus; a kind of unspoken ‘bus etiquette’, if you will.

The great psychological advantage of catching a bus lies in being able to ease mentally into where one is going.  There is no sudden arrival, but rather, sufficient time to prepare one’s head for what is to ensue, whether it be work, shopping, partying or visiting a friend.  Invariably bus rides are more viable financially than most other means of transportation and in addition one can enjoy the scenery and think ones own thoughts, relaxed in the knowledge that one will most certainly arrive at one‘s destination via the same route as yesterday.

As the eyes of the ‘echellons of society’ avert surreptitiously from the path of an oncoming line of bus catchers in small-town suburbia; one can only muse upon how these small-minded, social snubs would fall if snatched from their own little, community built, social rankings and thrust into a broader thinking world which far outweighs, socially, mentally and commercially anything within their own.

Worlds within worlds, within worlds.  Such attitudes from small-town socialites are nonsensical, perpetuated by a small-minded populace in desperate need of a reality infusion.  It is so easy to forget, whilst one spins higher and higher in the light of ones self ignited flame that there is always something, someone and somewhere bigger, better and brighter than you will ever be.  But then, not being able to see beyond one’s own existence is exactly what makes small-minded people in suburban towns just what they are. Is it not?

© Lady Opine 2010.

 

 

 

 
 

 

BOOK LOVERS LAUNCH! : ‘Ponderance ~’

PREVIEW PONDERANCE

It is the month of Yule-Tide Blessings

and I am very excited to announce the launch of my very first book!

Published by vcb publishing and printed by Blurb, Inc., San Francisco,

 ‘PONDERANCE; A Little Photo Book Of Ducks.’

 is photographed entirely in regional Australia by my good self and presented in this beautiful little 7×7 inch treasure. 

Available in both soft or hard cover versions, this little book may make the perfect Christmas gift for someone you love!

Like to browse through, page by page at your leisure? Of course! What book lover doesn’t! 

Just click the little book above to take a sneak preview. 

Enjoy and do let me know what you think in the comments section below.

Impatient like me and just want to be one of the first to order your copy now… you can do that here!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

 

 

x  Tahala.

 

MAKING THE © COPYRIGHT SIGN

The trials and tribulations one goes through as a writer and vast and many, but for me one of the most frustrating for so long was finding the © copyright sign on my keyboard. I never did. It doesn’t exist, or at least in ten years of writing, I have yet to find it.

Searches on the web lead me recently to all kind of strange instructions which yielded me only grief, not the least being an instruction thus to press ALT 0169. DON’T DO IT! It flipped my entire system sideways, literally, a full 45 degree rotation of my entire screen and all systems within it. Quite aside from giving me panic palpitations, making me laugh hysterically and causing dizziness, I wasted over an hour trailing through my computers inner working trying to figure out how to set my screen straight again. If you have followed the same bad advice that I did;

TO FIX A TILTED SCREEN

Click CONTROL PANEL on your start screen menu.

Select DISPLAY

Click on ADJUST RESOLUTION

Click on ORIENTATION

Select LANDSCAPE

©

To make the © copyright symbol;Select Times New Roman in text options. Write open bracket – letter c – closed bracket, thus; ( c ) Write it without spaces, hyphens or full stops between the brackets and the letter. You will find the brackets above the 9 and 0 keys at the top of the keyboard. You can use caps or not, as you wish and it works in any sized font, so long as it is Times New Roman.

( c ) = © . Your computer will convert it automatically to the © copyright symbol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

CONTENT THEFT assfire . com

It has come to my attention that a company who call themselves assfire.net or alternatively xxxmatch.com and cams.com has stolen an image from my website and illegally linked their own website to it; this image and link appear in Google’s search engine.

Stolen Image with mis-directed link by assfire.com

The company has instigated ‘content-theft’ by lifting a photograph belonging to me (me painting ’Temptation’ from ‘The Art Of Forbidden Pleasure ~ Tendrils’  series)  from this website, ’TE-ZINE’ and added their own website link to my link and image, thereby directing all google search custom to their website, instead of to mine via this image.

The image this company has stolen is above and the link they have attached to it is as follows; (warning: adult content within)

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://tahala.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/ice-cream-lid-palette.jpg&imgrefurl=http://assfire.net/tag/dominates&usg=__jbISsEJprvfGfhuglWXia-nCiOY=&h=675&w=796&sz=171&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=f-zwa52K2O3L4M:&tbnh=130&tbnw=153&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtahala%2Bfuck%2Bxxx%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D986%26bih%3D528%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=489&ei=0N7vTKKFKpSjcaD5oP0J&oei=0N7vTKKFKpSjcaD5oP0J&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0&tx=48&ty=89
 
This company is: 

http://assfire.net | http://www.xxxmatch.com | http://cams.com

[Assfire.com is a domain controlled by two name servers at dsredirection.com. Both are on the same IP network. The primary name server is ns1.dsredirection.com. Incoming mail for assfire.com is handled by one mail server at fakemx.net. The IP:s of one server are missing: mx.fakemx.net. assfire.com has one IP number (208.73.210.29).]

Company Email: 

abuse@xxxmatch.com | support@xxxmatch.com

Company Addresses:

Kitts Kat Marketing, PO Box 1058, Basseterre, St. Kitts, East Caribbean

Stallion.com FSC Limited, 12 Kingslyn Avenue, Kingston 10, WI N/A, JM

CYTEK Limited, Ely House, Ely Road, Leyton, UK, E10 6ER

The image was taken from this website;

  
http://tahala.wordpress.com
  

 

 
The image was originally displayed on this webpage and on this blog entry;

 

http://tahala.wordpress.com/2010/08/23/messy-paint-palette-solution/

The image is clearly labelled with copyright [ © Tahala ] and is a photograph of myself and my artwork.  This image has been used without my prior knowledge or consent.  I intend to take legal action if this link is not removed immediately and a written notification of this removal issued to me forthwith by the company involved.

I am in no way associated with assfire.net, xxxmatch.com, cams.com or any of its affiliates.

I have contacted this website and requested that the link be removed forthwith or legal action shall ensue.

I thank my fellow associate for finding this anomaly and reporting it to me immediately.  Should this link remain active, or should anyone else stumble upon any other images belonging to myself or of me which have been stolen, published, displayed without my consent or knowledge or illegally re-linked, I would very much appreciate being informed Many thanks.

For anyone else suffering at the hands of ‘Content-Theft’; here’s a few places to begin before taking ultimate legal action. 

 

http://en.support.wordpress.com/content-theft-what-to-do/

http://www.plagiarismtoday.com/2009/07/16/6-steps-to-find-a-hosts-dmca-contact/
 
http://www.robtex.com/dns/ 

 

http://www.whoismydomain.com

It seems to me more and more as I journey through the intermittent quagmire that is life that laws are made for crooks to break and not to protect those who stand in the right.

If there is one thing I abhor as much as a liar, it is a thief!  Given a choice I would slit the throat of anyone who stole anything from me, but given the dire legal ramifications of such an action and the fact that this would create more problems than the very issue I need resolved, the only recourse left to me is to follow the laws of the land which these very thieves have hitherto broken!

What must be done, must be done.

© Tahala 2010.

DRACULA vs MACDONALDS food giant

Vampirella Comic #13
Vampirella comics would have to be one of my all time collector favourites as far as ‘out of print’ comics go.  I was musing over a cup of tea this morning when my eye fell upon these words on the cover of issue 13 of Vampirella…

‘Vampirella And Dracula Encounter The Horrible Giant Slug.’

Vampirella #13

 

 I found myself wondering just what the state of the horror/fantasy fiction world would be today had Bram Stoker thought of or been able to register, trademark or copyright the ‘Dracula‘ name.  

Bram Stoker, Author of ‘Dracula’

So very different would the vampire landscape of today’s world be and how very wealthy indeed his descendants, or indeed the descendants of the real and original Vlad Dracul upon whom the tale was based!

‘Vlad The Impaler’, Painted Portrait of Vlad Dracul, the original and real ‘Dracula’

In musing upon such I fell into conversation about it with a fellow writer who promptly and correctly said, ’well… there is no copyright on names…’ 

 My instant response was – ’What about Macdonalds then?  It is a registered trademark and a name….’

Could one of the biggest franchisers on the planet be at risk at any time from claims against them by the Macdonald clan?

Macdonald Clan

Not being a Macdonald in name, blood or association, this doesn’t interest me in the slightest but the ramifications of this for a financial giant of the world, if such does indeed have any possibility or plausibility legally, however, does interest me a great deal.

Macdonald Crest

You see… It is somewhat of a little conundrum, because, if it is legal for Macdonalds to claim exclusive rights and do legal battle to maintain the rights to the Macdonalds name, then surely it is so, retrospectively for the descendants of Bram Stoker (among others!)to claim rights over all things titled, entitled or referenced ‘Dracula‘… should they be interested?

Bram Stoker’s ‘Dracula’

 Just a little curious ponderance.

 Tahala xxo.

All content © Tahala 2010

IT’S JUST A GAME – Oh Really?

Yes it is.  However a very great deal can be learned about a person simply by noting the way they play a game.  It is a certain case of microcosm – macrocosm.  The way one plays a game is invariably the way one deals with life and vice-versa.  The thought processes used when playing a game are the same thought processes we each use throughout the course of our every day life.  It is these thought processes which guide us to take a particular step or to follow a particular course of action in life.  These processes and hence the actions which ensue are exactly the same when playing a game.

The actions, reactions and strategies a person applies in game-play will be the exact same actions, reactions and strategies they apply in reality.  Indeed, if anything, in game-play there is a sense of ‘safety’ in the ‘non-reality’ of what is going on so one tends to let one’s guard down and one may do things one would like to do in reality, but daren’t and in so doing one reveals more of one’s true self to an opponent than one otherwise would and probably should in reality.

The conundrum involved in this analytical approach to game-play is, however, that no matter what one does with it, having now become aware of it; the very action of trying to hide one’s personality in game-play is in itself revealing of yet another aspect of one’s hidden personality.  There is no escaping it!  Just as in life, we are judged by our actions; so too can we be judged in the same manner in the realm of game-play.

If you find yourself curious about the character of another, invite them to play a board game with you and the next time you have a game yourself, with whomever, note the game-play strategy of your opponent and see if you can gain an insight into an aspect of their character (or even your own) which was perhaps not so blatantly obvious to you before.  It’s a bit of a laugh and sometimes, just sometimes can be a very useful bit of fun.

 

© Tahala Von Eissen 2010

 

 

Never Give Up, Never Give In!

For a writer there is no such thing as a bad or futile publication.  Every publication counts!

Just as an athlete thrives on wins, Formula 1 drivers thrive on podiums, a pilot thrives on ratings and hours accrued, a corporate thrives on acquisitions and profit margins; a writer thrives on publications. Be they big or small, paid or unpaid, the more you have, the more you are likely to gain, it’s as simple as that.

The three main requirements for a writer to be successful are not ability, skill and talent, as most seem to proffer, though these do help and the first is generally a prerequisite to any career in writing, of course. The three initial keys to success for any writer are quite simply; consistency, punctuality and publication.

 
 

 

When applying for a job to become a member of wait staff or bar tender it is nigh on impossible nowadays without all manner of fancy pieces of paper to say how qualified one is to stand and take orders from the public and doubly impossible without first having accrued some basic level of experience in a service role.

It is just the same for a writer but the qualifications needed by a writer when approaching a new magazine or major publishing house with a concept or completed work are not university degrees, diplomas or writer’s certificates; a writer needs to show they can write first and foremost and that their work is a desirable commodity; ergo a writer’s qualifications are publications themselves. Nothing more, nothing less. All other additions you may or may not have acquired throughout your writing life are simply that; additions, adornments, pieces of flotsam which will bolster nicely a blurb about you on the back of a book, but will not cut any custard with a potential publisher if you a) can’t write or b) have never been published.

The difficult part of this simplicity, however, is getting your foot in the door and achieving that first publication. It’s not easy and this is where the fourth and fifth key elements to being a successful writer come in; persistence and determination. There will be someone out there with the same ideals, ideas, attitudes or passions as yourself who will like what you write and the way that you write it; it’s simply a matter of finding them. This will never, ever happen by sitting on your masterpiece and daydreaming about what a genius you could be if only someone would publish you! Only persistence, regardless of outcome will lead you to find that initial editor who is prepared to take a chance on your virgin writings, but first you must take a chance and damn well get it out there!

FIVE KEY ELEMENTS TO BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL WRITER

CONSISTENCY

PUNCTUALITY

PUBLICATION

PERSISTENCE

DETERMINATION

1. CONSISTENCY

Discipline yourself to write every day, without fail. Consistency in writing will ensure you have an ample supply of written works in order to maintain a consistency in submissions. Consistency in submissions means getting your name known in publishing circles; the first and crucial step to getting published at all. A writer’s name is everything.

2. PUNCTUALITY

Set yourself a goal and a time frame for every piece of writing you do. This will not only train your brain not to waffle but help to ensure that when you are published and your work is sought after you will be able to work to deadline. Punctuality is everything in publishing; get it in on time and never offer anything you cannot produce in full and to deadline! It is better to submit a sub-standard work on time than to submit a shining, polished piece a week late. That is not to say one should stint on quality. A crap piece of writing won’t be published at all, so you must find a happy medium which suits you. One failed submission is all it takes to turn a writers hard-earned name to mud and in writing – your name is your life-blood.

3. PUBLICATION

Get it out there! Anywhere, everywhere, it matters not, so long as the work you have done is not being filed piece atop piece as a dust mantle in the corner of your writing room. No-one ever became a successful writer by hoarding manuscripts in an office drawer. Put it in the post or throw it in the bin. If you’re going to write it, you’re going to write it to have it read, otherwise you are just playing with yourself and there are far more pleasurable and less torturous ways of doing that. Seek out those magazines, newspapers and publishing houses whose content is compatible with your own chosen subject or alternatively write to target any magazine or publisher who you wish to publish with. Either way, you need to get it out there. Your first publication, however small, is the most important and your key to the second and third and so on.

4. PERSISTENCE

Never give up, never give in and don’t ever be disheartened by a rejection. A rejection is not a rejection of you yourself or of your writing in general; it is a rejection of that particular piece of writing by one editor only; a single person in a world of millions. So what. Don’t be afraid of editors. If you don’t agree, speak up! If you’d like an explanation, ask for it and never be afraid to resubmit a new piece of writing to the same editor, or the same piece of writing to a different editor. It’s your writing – your rules.

Consistency and persistence will always earn you an editors respect, even if they don’t opt to publish you at this time. Once they publish one piece they like, however, it is likely they will publish more, because they know you both write and submit consistently. The importance of this cannot be stressed enough.

  

5. DETERMINATION

You will never be a published, successful or best-selling author without a true belief in yourself and what you have to say, be it fact or fiction. You must be determined enough to be published against all odds, regardless of what is thrown at you. This is your writing; it is what you have to say in the way you wish to say it and it will be heard! Without determination you will never become a successful writer. Determination to succeed, determination never to be thwarted by rejection, determination to write daily, regardless of anything else, determination to submit consistently, regardless of outcome and last but not least, determination to hold a belief in yourself and your abilities which will out-stay even the most stubborn of editors in the most prestigious of publishing house.

You’ve got the goods.  A writer must be read.  That is the whole point.  Get it out there; never give up and never give in!  You will succeed.

All content (c.) Tahala Von Eissen 2010.

 

 

 

Writing Reality

The first advice ever given to me when I began to write in my teens was;

‘Don’t NOT write something because your Grandma might read it; You won’t ever be a successful writer if half your head is always focused on what others may think of you because of what you have written.’ 

I draw on this always when I find myself pulling back and trying to be politically correct or polite in my writing.  A reader knows when writing is stilted or full of pretence, grow bored and never read you again. 

Draven Ames, horror author of upcoming book, Bullets Till Midnight writes about just this in his latest article here.  [http://dravenames.blogspot.com/2010/11/be-real.html]

(c.) 2010 Tahala.

The EYES Have It!

EYE-STRAIN  PREVENTION

One of the biggest complaints for those who use computers for so many hours a day or those who watch a great deal of television is sore or ‘gluggy’ eyes, which can and usually does lead to headaches…

Our eyes are like any other muscle in our body and need to be catered to, nurtured and exercised accordingly. To help prevent eye-strain we need to exercise our eyes. One would think this is exactly the opposite to what we feel we need to be doing as we are using our eyes constantly when working or watching anything. This is not the case, however. Our eyes are moving a very short distance, only; either left, right, up or down and the ‘distance perception’ remains at one point – on the screen. If you deliberately look up from your screen right now and focus as far into the distance as you can for ten seconds you will feel an immediate change in the way your eyes feel; a ‘release’ of sorts. The muscles are relaxing.

A series of very simple, very brief exercises are all you need to help prevent eyestrain. When working on the computer, or doing any kind of ‘close’ work, such as writing or painting, which requires mental and visual concentration, it is most important to take regular breaks. It takes only a minute or two and can be done without leaving your desk if you are stuck in an office situation where you may not visually take breaks.

Look as far into the distance as you can, deliberately focusing your vision as far away as possible. For preference move outside or to a window and look out to the hills; if there are no hills, focus on a cloud, or even a building in the distance; as far ahead as your surroundings will allow you to. Draw your eyes back to something half way between yourself and your most distant visual point, otherwise known as a ‘middle-ground’ point, then switch once more to your most distant visual point, remaining there for at least one minute, longer if you have the time; 3-5 minutes is always preferable. If you take regular smoko or coffee breaks, take advantage of this time.

All employers must legally allow regular work breaks

To adequately rest your eyes it is recommended to do this every twenty to thirty minutes. As it is also recommended to stand and move around every forty minutes when doing any work that requires one to be seated for long periods, doing both together every forty-five minutes or hourly would suffice.

Closing your eyes and rolling them slowly to the left, to the right, up, then down, followed by a slow circular motion in each direction will also ease eyestrain and help to lubricate them.

Look after your eyes in this way daily. It will make every difference, not only to your eyes, but also to your thought processes, resulting in a more efficient and less painful working day!

All content (c.) 2010, Tahala Von Eissen.

495 wds.

WRITING #quote

  Take all the grit, all the pain, allow it to distill and like a fine wine, when all the sludge and sediment has settled, #write it! #quote (c.) Tahala 2010.

Zombie Strippers!

Feeling somewhat zombie-like today.  One could attribute this to the sudden heat swing we are having or perhaps to the fact that I curled up in bed at 5am this morning following a triple play horror movie fest and slept quite literally the sleep of the dead.  Either way, considering it is October 31st, perhaps it is apt?  Not very useful, however, so I am attempting to redeem myself with my usual morning nuptials; honey tea, orange juice and a hearty ‘brunch’ of eggs over easy on hot buttered toast…

 I do think, however that last nights triple play of horror delights on GO! may rather have something to do with my rather lethargic, ’undead’ state.   ’Zombie Strippers!’ followed by two Hammer Horror classics, ‘Dracula: Prince of Darkness’ (1966) and ‘Scars of Dracula’ (1970) were the line up.  Nothing like a good Hammer Horror; personally I would kill for the complete collection!  Hint, hint…

Zombie Strippers! was definitely mind numbing but as wonderfully, sorrowfully entertaining as the best and worst of b-grade gore.  We settled in for the duration, delighted of course to find that the strippers were actual porn stars, which is always entertaining,  including, Jenna Jameson herself, among others.  Plenty of nudity, lots of gore and blood shed and we  just couldn’t stop laughing in abject horror as the girls took the punters back stage one by one for private lap dances… To wit…

‘Your hands are like ice!’  the punters says.

‘Oh – let me make it up to you…’  Jenna Jameson as ‘Cat’ growls and goes down on him.

‘Your tongue is so dry…!’  the punters says.

‘Then let me make it wet!’ she screeches and rips his treasure off before devouring it completely. 

Jenna Jameson, feline stripper zombie 'CAT', ready to devour her punter...

Zombie stripper ‘Cat’, (Jenna Jameson) savours the final remnants of her punter.
Classic.  Zombie Strippers!   Don’t watch it whilst eating or on a full stomach, seriously.  We had just consumed a hearty dinner of homemade meat loaf & gravy, mashed pumpkin & potato, steamed spinach, cold sliced tomato dressed in vinaigrette and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon.  Not the best mix to follow with flesh-eating undead for desert.

Zombie Strippers! Squeamers beware, not for the faint hearted.

 

Both Hammer Horrors delivered abject satisfaction, as always, the second finishing at 4.30am accompanied by rampant munchies.

Dracula: Prince of Darkness, 1966

Scars Of Dracula, 1970

As I said, I slept the sleep of the dead last night - or is it the undead?  One would expect dreams of flesh-eating zombies and blood sucking vampires, but not me… I dreamt of a beautiful German girl, blonde and very petit who set off a pulse bomb in the industrial area of the town where I live.  Of course!

Happy All Hallows’, all! xxo

The Final Element … ?

Perhaps…

It is the duty of the present generation to ensure that future generations understand what has been before in order to proceed  in advance of what is now… ?

i.e. History must not be forgotten.

In this lies hope.

Lady Opine.

(c.) 10.10.2010.

Pussy Helps! Again :)

Little Mishka has her own blog!  She has been helping me paint…  take a look! 

 Little Mishka

 

Patient & Pensive Mishka
 

Mishka loves to paint and keeps stealing her mamma’s paintbrushes.  Since her arrival not a single artwork has been completed without Little Mishka leaving at least one signature paw-print embedded somewhere.  Who knows what effect this will have on future sales!

 

 Can you see the paw-prints?

Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…

 

We call her Little Mishka, meaning Little Bear because she acts more like a little circus bear than a cat!  She is absolutely adorable, with a wonderful nature, extremely intelligent and is, well, a little cracked in the head!   Now she has her own blog!  

:) xxo.

Flawless Lawless Strips for Spartacus

‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’  (t.v. series, Wed., 9.30pm on GO!)

I am sitting here watching the series ‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’ and trying not to laugh uproariously as I sip upon a tasty Semillon Sauvignon from the Hunter Valley.  The fight scenes are fabulous, full of gore and rippling muscle and the gratuitous nudity would be even more fabulous if there were only more of it!  There’s an awful lot of bloody bits, so don’t eat Italian whilst watching; thankfully I have a lemon-ginger roast chicken in the oven.  

The music is so very reminiscent of ‘Xena: Warrior Princess’ and one feels a tinge of nauseous nostalgia at the over-use of background special effects displayed in lieu of real sets built as labours of love on the ‘Xena’ series which made it so endearing. 

 

Lucy Lawless as Xena: Warrior Princess

Lucy Lawless as a red-head – or is it a blonde – the chameleon hair of the entire ‘Spartacus’ series; the fiery haired feline is not a flattering look for the much-loved mistress of the fantasy screen, but is well compensated by her willingness to expose herself unnecessarily for the sake of the series.

Lucy Lawless as Lucretia in series 'Spartacus: Blood and Sand'

 One can’t help but feel that the crew which make up the series; Lucy Lawless in her role as Lucretia, husband Rob Tappert as Producer and of course the ever essential Raimi input which make any show a worthy watch; have rather missed the mark.  During the production of the entire ‘Xena: Warrior Princess’ series all was done to insinuate nudity, sexual appetites, horror and violence without the actual explicit portrayal of such.  The series had excellent direction, brilliant storylines and fantastic characters which were wonderfully portrayed by brilliant, and for the most part, unknown and passionate actors…

‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’ on the other hand has a pathetic storyline held together only by a wonderful display of semi-attractive fleshy bits, sensual diversions and explicit battle scenes.  The actors themselves are good actors (in other films), but have nothing to work with, script wise. 

Lucy Lawless as Lucretia

If only this ex-Xena ‘crew’ could see that if they took all the good aspects of one and merged it with all the positive aspects of the other… well, you get my drift, surely?    

Lucy Lawless herself, FHM magazine.

Demeter & Persephone

As it is always said; ‘It is written in the stars…’
This view from my studio this night…

Demeter & Persephone, together again.The true beginning of Spring, as written by the stars... We have had a hard day Little Mishka and I... (laughing) a morning of cleaning (oh yes, lots of help!), an afternoon of painting... a little late afternoon gardening (oh, mowing is such a drag, but planting is wonderful!)... 'The Art Of Forbidden Pleasure' #12 in progress

'The Art Of Forbidden Pleasure' #12 in progress

… Followed by a good soak in the shower, steak, bubbles – ample, of course!… and for some…

A long, much needed snooze…

Night all, much love.xxo

Tahala.xxo

Messy Paint Palette Solution!

When next shopping to top up your painting kit you will need to buy three things; a ream of white typing paper, a roll of cling-wrap and a bucket of ice-cream! 

 

One of the many great annoyances for an oil painter is post session clean-up.  It’s something I dread immensely and on my fickle days the mere thought of having to clean up the oil palette afterwards is so noisome I often consider returning to painting with acrylic paints.  I despise the smell of turpentine and hate getting oil paint on my hands! 

Cleaning an oil palette is a ghastly business and nothing short of using disposable palettes prevents this messy chore, which, if purchasing palettes can become a costly addition to an already expensive profession.  I have found the use of an ice-cream lid works wonderfully well as a substitute for disposable palettes, but if one paints prolifically, the disposal of these after a session or every few sessions leaves one rather short of options, unless one is of course and ice-cream addict!  The lids, too, aren’t always white and having to prime a palette with white gesso before getting underway with your latest inspiration is just insane. 

Tendrils #7 in progress; now complete & entitled 'Temptation'

For myself, a solution was needed desperately and as the expression goes; ‘The devil rides when needs must’ – no, that’s not the one… ’Necessity is the mother of all invention!’  Indeed she is. 

 

The solution is simple; take a plastic ice-cream lid, line it with a piece of white typing paper or two so that you have a pure white surface upon which to layer your paints, wrap the lid in cling-wrap.  

 

When you’ve finished a session, or need a clean palette (or have left this one to go hard), simply unwrap the cling-wrap and bin it.  Repeat to make a new, clean palette. 

  

TIP:  To prevent your paint from drying if you leave a session unexpectedly or for a length of time, seal your palette in a clean, dry freezer bag (don’t freeze it!), leaving enough of an air bubble inside for the bag itself not to settle on the paint.  Twist it off with a knot, twist-tie or bread-bag twist to seal your paint from the outside air. 

(c.) Tahala 2010.

DVD Player stuffed? P Scan & Split Screen

DVD Player was happily fixed today with the help of a cat, a magnifying glass and pure genius, of course! 

My pussy loves technology and if she can find a way to get involved, there is no stopping her!  Her latest favourite game is ‘mouse murder’ (her ‘pussy cat pom-pom mice’!) Clenched in her jaws she holds it against any cord with a live electric current running through it until it dies, before tearing it to shreds.  Vicious little minx!  This is wonderfully funny to watch, but when the t.v. aerial cable becomes her weapon of choice and something is taping , it is an extreme frustration!  But that is not the least of it!

Buttons.  Buttons, keyboards and in particular, remote controls are her latest passions and newly appointed playthings.  Pussy is a copy-cat of the most extreme and fortunately for us (in most things) and just as unfortunately for us (when it comes to electronics!) she is extremely intelligent!  Little puss has figured out not only how to make the computer screen make wonderful words and noises, by stomping  it with her front paws (she’s typing, of course!) but also that if she stands on the television remote and keeps pressing with her paws the television makes a lovely array of noises and new images to look at!  Funny, at first, but somehow she got a hold of the dvd player remote and did the same, so of course, when I came to switch it on this morning it had a split screen with a big yellow (and subsequently, red) square on it which said ‘pscan’ with an exclamation mark in a yellow triangle.  Bugger.  Now what?

No amount of fiddling with plugs and cables, popping dvds & cds in and out or switching on and off would fix it.  No listings in the manual helped either so I called my favourite electronics store (Dick Smith), who are always happy to share their guru expertise regardless of whether I purchased the item from there or not – and what is more, thus far at least, their advise is always correct.  This time was no exception and having slid my way with raised chin through the cackles on the other end of the phone after telling them the brand of my player (Magnovox) I learned how to ‘possibly’ fix it, followed by ‘good luck with that one’ and jovial chuckles).  For those unfamiliar with this brand, Magnavox is an extremely cheap, extremely efficient, generic ‘K-Mart’ brand which I purchased almost a decade ago; both the t.v., video and dvd player; all have worked without issue or consequence since!   

I am one of these crazy people who talk to their electronics and, if necessary even use enticements like singing and snuggles and the like… only pussy understands… !  Once again my little electronic gems stood by me and once again Dick Smith’s technical advices worked a treat…

To fix a dvd player sporting the ‘p-scan’ warming symbol, simply access your remote’s menu button or similar, search for something akin to ‘settings’ or ‘preferences’ and find ‘default settings’.  Select it and return all back to the system’s default setting.

On a Magnavox, specifically, go to page 28 of your manual.  If you’ve lost it;

Press SETUP button.  Arrow across to Preference.   Highlight Default selection and press ENTER button. 

Press ENTER button again to reset the player.

Done.  Problem solved!

All content (c.) Tahala 2010.

Meant To Bee…?

Okay… this is spooky….  

Today I had a strange experience and considering current political events I feel I really must share it!  To some it will be boring…possibly… to others… well… you tell me!  

As those who follow my doings will know, I have been busy these past few days scrounging out and filing all my old writings from so many years ago (oh my – a decade *gulp*.  Depressed now… not really lol!)  

I just yesterday pulled out a fiction manuscript, which I have copy/pasted below (oh I love modern technology sometimes – just sometimes…!)   

The fact that I found this story was a miracle in itself (a whole other story), but the ‘weirdness’ comes in its subject matter, considering current Australian political events!  

I was checking emails this morning and as those who hold a ‘hotmail’ or ‘live’ account will know, when one logs out, it takes one to the msn news page.  Featured on the main screen was a photograph of Kyle Sanderlands with current Prime Minister, Julia Gillard and her suburban home, which she is insistent upon remaining in until after the election; along side of a query from Kyle Sanderlands asking when she will leave it.  My eyes flicked right to a single sentence story… ” ANGRY STORY… Cop Trapped By 50,000 bees…”  

My hackles tingled, just a little…  

And so my rusting cogs began to whirr into action and I thought to myself, good heavens, what if it were ‘ meant to be…’ ?  

Oh, it’s probably nothing….  

[Please bear in mind, I wrote this story ten years ago... when I first started writing... so it's not - perfect - but it's the freakiness of the essence of it which I wish to share with you... and yes, this is its original title - everything exactly as written ten years ago... ]  

‘MEANT TO BEE…’  

Magdalin was called ‘Bright-Eyes’ by her dad, ‘The Black Witch’ by her friends at school, ‘Beady’ by her brother, and ‘Black Beauty’ by her mum. Even as a new-born, she had glistening black eyes.  

‘A charmed one, this one,’ the nursemaid had said, ‘just look at them eyes!’.  

‘Evil as night,’ her Grandma had said.  

The first to hold her upon her birth, Grandma had croaked with Magdalin in her arms.  

Magdalin was supposed to be called Maeve. The name-tag had been muddled in the nursery. Her mother lay unconscious for four days after her birth, and as her Grandma was the only person present at the actual birth, no-one knew the name to be wrong until her mother woke. By then it was too late, for her father, in his usual efficient style had registered her the day following her birth. Her mother, a great believer in the twists of fate and pre-ordained everything, insisted that it was ‘meant to be’, an expression Magdalin heard a thousand times, and hated, until it became her own personal motto.  

Magdalin also hated her name. She refused to answer to it, hence everybody calling her something different. At four she insisted it be changed to Balthazort Binkpot, her favourite teddy’s name, but her request fell on deaf ears. Her father laughed for what seemed like an eternity. She stared at him through angry eyes, his hoarse chuckle grating on her ears, until he choked on a piece of meat pie crust he hadn’t swallowed yet and died. Her mother stressed and cried, but as Magdalin said many months later as she curled in her mothers arms,  

‘Aw well, mummy, it must have meant to be!’  

Magdalin started school at eight. She refused to leave the house before that time, and spent every day glued to the television and being waited on by her mother, who refused her ‘black beauty’ nothing. Even as a baby those deep eyes absorbed every little detail that flashed before them.  

Nothing escaped Magdalin.  

Magdalin was taunted daily by her brother, almost ten years her senior, who made a useful sort of playmate when she felt inclined and was nothing more than a fly to be swatted away when his company did not suit her. He was possibly the only person on the planet she felt the vaguest affection for, and despite his often mean attitude; which she recognised at a very young age as being a bad cover for his own sense of insecurity in her presence, he protected her to the hilt in any vaguely threatening situation. It was his only saving grace. He once punched her mother in the mouth because she said eating too many eggs in one week were bad for her. Eggs were Magdalin’s favourite food. She ate three a day and not much else. As a baby she wouldn’t take milk. She refused almost everything, until a mixture that was made for a motherless new-born kitten of milk, warm water and egg was muddled with her own formula mix and she drank it greedily. The nurse discovered her mistake immediately that she began administering it, but it was too late, and any move to remove the bottle from Magdalin’s mouth was met with violent repercussions.  

When finally Magdalin did start school, she insisted her mother stay away, embarrassed by her stupidity, and having no use for her services at all. She was signed up at her own insistence by her brother, under a pseudonym of her own choosing, naturally. And so ‘Verity Maeve Smithers’ was born.  

By the time she was thirteen, Verity had her own coven of little followers. Mostly they were the rejects of her year, those most easily manipulated and desperate for friendship and recognition from any source. She herself was a reject, and for the first three years of school she watched and analysed everything and everyone. She did her lessons on her own, refused to participate in group activities, and ate her lunch under a tree that became her personal territory, because after she had sat there every day for a week no-one would go near it. It was haunted, or so it was believed to be by students and staff alike.  

One day Magdalin emerged from class, famished, but not eager to eat – she was never a slave to her own body – to find Bobby Hand sitting on the octagonal slat seat that encircled her tree, greedily stuffing a cream bun into his mouth. The quadrangle went quiet as she approached him. Disturbed by the sudden silence, fear registered in Bobby’s empty blue eyes as they fell on Verity’s small frame. She paused a short pace in front of him and stared at his trembling fingers as his bun crumbled from his mouth to the ground.  

‘Mine,’ was the only word Verity uttered, and at that moment the tree cracked and sighed and a small branch fell from its boughs and struck Bobby on the head before knocking the rest of his lunch to the ground, where it slid towards verity’s feet.  

‘Meant to be…’, she whispered.  

That was the day verity really gained control of her school life. Even the teachers were terrified of her. And if her grades weren’t up to scratch, things were quietly altered to avoid ‘a situation’.  

It wasn’t until high school that things became difficult. Verity’s body flew out of control and for the first time in her life she had no control over herself. Words came out wrong. She stuttered and fumbled. Hot and cold flushes flew through her body and her temper flew through the roof. It was a frightening experience for her as she had never once been sick in her life, never suffered an allergy, nor had she ever had an accident that she didn’t heal from within a week.  

Hair grew rapidly in places Verity never imagined; she started bleeding and crying on a monthly basis and she constantly craved to be touched all over, especially when she bled.  

In her late teens she fucked one of her chums. She knew exactly what fucking was, but didn’t as yet know when her body would want it. She needed to be touched during a really painful bleed and she ordered them to do it. One thing led to another, and they fucked her, hard and rough. It made her feel better, and her pain subsided. She learned quickly that sex made her stronger.  

By the time she left school she had fucked most of the boys in her year. They were terrified of her, but when she managed to corner one in the darkened recesses of the boys toilets, her soft pink lips, full small breasts, long, heavy black hair and hypnotic black eyes were not something he could resist, and word quickly, but quietly spread..  

She had intercourse every day, sometimes two or three times a day, but never the same boy in the same month. That would be boring and pointless. She craved variety in everything and this could only be affected when desire ruled out all logic in the mind of the one being manipulated.  

Verity rapidly figured out that sex was the most effective and easiest method of gaining control over people. Boys were weak when aroused, very pliable and easily persuaded. She translated this to her teachers, having been unable to have the easy ‘bad incident’ impact on these staff members that she had managed to have in primary school.  

Her grades became exemplary, and in her last year of high school, she duxed the school.  

Upon leaving school, she discovered men were willing to pay her highly for what she had freely taken from them until now. She had found the best of both worlds, and soon stumbled upon a bar where she could maintain the ’legitimate’ occupation of a dancer whilst pursuing her escort duties. It served her well, paying her way through law school, and paving the way for a position in the office a local politician; one of her clientele. She soon discovered that her escorting served her far better than she could have imagined, for her vast list of clientele were only too happy to smooth her way through a rapidly moving political path in exchange for her ongoing discretion regarding their many lurid activities, both with her, and others. Unlike the gentlemen she was blackmailing, she had proof to back up any claims she might make in the form of videos taken by management, and stolen by her. She was in a good position that served her well. She found a nice home in an older part of town. Number nine, Riverside Avenue. It was a good size, sufficient for her needs, well-kept, and private. She kept to herself there, and for the most part she was not bothered by her neighbours; one pesky neighbour, a red-headed twit of a girl who let her garden grow wild and had a particular attachment to roses, was sometimes a vague annoyance. She didn’t mind the girl herself, she was empty flotsam to Magdalin; albeit eye-candy flotsam… with nice legs… dancers legs… she reminded her of a girl she worked with once; a red-headed bitch whose sexual prowess rivalled only her own. She was a good memory. This girl’s yard, however, was full of bees and the drone drove Magdalin wild. She was allergic to bees and had to have her garden sprayed constantly to be rid of them. But Magdalin had more important things to turn her mind to. She concerned herself only with her political ambitions. Targets which she ever aimed to fulfil at all cost.  

Within three months of her new position, she had purchased the house. It was not that she had grown attached to it, but rather, the landlady had died shortly after an argument with her about a rent increase and her entire estate was quickly put on the market by her greedy heirs. Verity decided it suited her better at that point to begin her own investment portfolio, rather than suffer an upheaval right in the middle of a major career move. She made them an offer they would never refuse and within the week it was hers, but for a few pieces of officialdom which she left in hands of her barrister. She invested, at the same time, in a property two doors down, number five, which was going cheaply for a quick sale.  

Verity fucked her way into gaining enough financial and political support to become a local member of parliament. Shortly following this there was a mishap on the parliament steps, and a state mp slipped and broke his neck. Verity made an easy slide into state politics at a time which was most convenient for all parties involved. Finally, within eight months, she had gained a national seat, with a folio of her own – international diplomatic relations came easy to her.  

Upon her initiation into national parliament, a move to the capital city and base of all her operations, was, naturally, a pre-requisite for the ensured smooth running of all her affairs. But she kept her ‘house in the country’, as she now thought of it. Her nest egg; her starter to a portfolio which now consisted of 33 properties. Unbeknownst to her previous employers, the local council, she now owned two-thirds of it’s city centre buildings. With the flick of a pen she could flip the town on its arse.  

Verity’s little ’country house’ became her refuge, a grounding place for her, when the stresses of city living and international affairs began to overwhelm her, and she returned there often, alone, discreetly, pulling her car into the lock-up garage and entering her house through the internal door. There she was a regular citizen; she could relax and escape from the new world she had created for herself. A world she craved and loved and flourished in. No-one, absolutely no-one knew she had bought, let alone still inhabited her ‘little house‘, except possibly her immediate neighbours who knew only that someone was there, some of the time. Indeed, no-one knew about any of Verity’s private, personal life or her investments. She had made certain of that, using off shore accounts and her original, birth name to purchase each and every property. And when she travelled off shore, privately, she travelled as Magdalin. She was two people now. Corporate Verity; the public face, the political personage, member for foreign affairs and a manipulative bitch; and Mysterious Magdalin; private millionaire in the making. She had grown to like it that way.  

The world of politics grew more hectic. Magdalin stood for parliament, and would soon stand for Prime Minister-ship, with the view to Presidency of the Australasian Territories.  

Magdalin, her compatriots and all who supported them, set in place proceedings towards World War Three under the guise of War Against Terrorism. To this point, all had gone exactly to plan; in fact it had moved more rapidly and expanded more efficiently than had been anticipated. World-wide terror and knee-jerk reactions had occurred in all corners of the world. The people were screaming for more protection and better security. Now there were satellite cameras on almost every street corner, installed in almost every building, and these were ever-increasing daily. Unbeknownst to most, they were being installed into every new construction, private, corporate, or otherwise. The public services had been renamed the public forces, and now had the freedom to fully ‘protect’ the public, from anyone, anywhere, for any reason, without explanation or consequence to themselves. Blood tests, once able to be refused by the public, were now a requirement in any confrontational circumstance, able to be performed by any officer of the law. For terrorism. The files were building, the records accruing. Retina scans and DNA samples would soon be a requirement for every passport or license. Blood tests would soon be a requirement for every marriage across the world; not just in the USOAA, and not just new marriages. All past registered couples who were still married would also have to be tested under law. What quicker, more efficient way could there be to catalogue those who had slipped under the political radar so far. DNA was soon to be registered and stored at every birth, and slowly the files were building, the records of every human being on the planet accruing. Microchip identity would soon no longer be a science fiction concept. Soon every person on the planet would be visible, traceable, controllable. All courtesy of the first, simple step. A terrorist attack on a predominantly Caucasian community, and the subsequent ‘war against terrorism‘ that now followed. No-one felt safe. And a frightened people, was a weak people. Vulnerable. Controllable. The ultimate big brother was now building itself. It was self perpetuating, and so sweet to watch. The triumvirate’s ultimate objective, and Magdalin’s sole desire; Divide, control and conquer the earth; something so many before her had failed miserably at. But she was better than them. Even Hitler, her only idol, had a weakness; his love of the finer things, all the things he was not – art, women, beautiful people. But Magdalin had no weaknesses. Magdalin felt for no-one and failed at nothing. Whatever the cost.  

All was going well; precisely to plan, and when the second onslaught of ‘terrorist’ attacks commenced, Magdalin decided to take a little rest prior to the upcoming election and enjoy the splendour of it all from afar. On public record, she was overseas at the time of the attack, and had now been moved to ‘safety’. Her people, her national electorate, would soon be needing her, begging her for help and escape from the useless protections of the current government. She was assured of an election victory. She would need to be well rested and in her best form for her public. She retreated quietly as Magdalin to the privacy of her home in the quiet little avenue for the weekend. Whilst there, reclining on her back patio, smiling as she watched the chaos unfold at pre-organized heightened levels, she heard the soft tones of her red-head neighbour at her fence. She was singing, and from the snip-snip sounds Magdalin heard, she knew she must once again be tending her roses. Magdalin raised herself a little in order to see the girl, but found she could only see the bobbing of her head over the rose bushes. She stood, and saw that the girl was wearing a bikini and thin cotton sash tied about her waist. She was strong and lithe. Magdalin’s tongue rolled unconsciously over her dry lips. She had not had sex in over a week and the sight of the girl made her loins burn. As though sensing her, the girl raised her face to look upon her, and seeing Magdalin’s eyes fixed on her, smiled.  

‘Afternoon!’ she called.  

Magdalin flushed, glanced away, then looked upon her once more. She did not smile, but said a simple, ‘Hello.’ There were siren sounds on the national news, but she ignored them.  

‘Here, would you like some? They are truly beautiful aren’t they! I have been trying to grow them for years and they have just now come into flower!’ The girl raised a bulging bouquet in the air.  

‘They’re very rare! They’re a black rose…’ The girl pulled one from the bunch and raised it towards her over the bushes. ‘You must smell it, you really must – it’s gorgeous!’  

Magdalin peered a little closer. It was indeed black, but she did not care for roses. The girl raised it once more to her own nose, inhaling deeply as she closed her eyes, and then she did the simplest, yet most erotic thing… she lowered it to her mouth and opening her lips, caressed the petals gently over them.  

‘So soft…’ her voice was a little quieter now. ‘Like velvet…’  

Magdalin could not resist her. She stepped down from the patio and moved towards the hedge of roses. The girls eyes opened slowly, and she smiled coyly as Magdalin neared her. Green eyes.  

‘Beautiful, yes…?’ the girl whispered as she stretched her hand over the rose bush towards Magdalin. Magdalin reached for the black velvet rose, and as she raised it to her nose to inhale its scent, she disturbed a bee from between it’s petals and it circled out and stung her .  

Magdalin’s death was a shock to the nation, and even more so to her two compatriot; her sisters; and when her private life, and all she had built, suddenly became very public, so too was the triumvirate and their aims and operations exposed. It was a media frenzy; a horror to all; a mess that seemed could never be undone. But not to the British Empirical Forces, who had stood their ground against assimilation into the European Empire, and had watched from a distance, all that had been unfolding.  

They had followed Magdalin and her two compatriots and all of their movements for an entire lifetime. For they, and only they knew that they were the triplet grand-daughters of Adolf Hitler; himself born of another world, a fact which had to be held from the human race, whatever the cost.  

Three women across the planet had been inseminated simultaneously, artificially with his frozen sperm, each specifically selected for the task due to a weakness in their genes; a necessity for the assimilation of the species foetus; and for their own flailing ambition, which would make them easily manipulated as the child species grew. Verity’s two compatriots, her species’ sisters, each her spitting image were born at precisely the same second in three different global regions of the earth.  

Verity planned to take control. Complete control of the Australasian Territories. It was her destiny; a desire she craved following a passionate and in depth discussion about such with one of her more senior parliamentary clients, who supported and advised her still. The Australasian Territories would become a Republic within the year. She had planned it for a long time, with the dark support of those political factions who desired a presidency in her country and saw the potential for her rapid rise. In conjunction with this major support base she had developed she had the support and drive of her two political compatriot siblings. The trio were spokes of a single wheel, despite the oceans that separated them. One was based and born in Europe, and was now President of The European Empire, and one in America, had just been elected the first female President of the USOAA – The Unified States Of The American – Arabic Empire. Their birth dates were precisely the same, their star charts, parallel, their birth cycle calculated to the precise minute of insemination to ensure the maximum planetary advantage of speedy rise to power. All three knew, that when they were to join forces and pool their resources, they could not possibly fail. They would be unstoppable. They knew, as soon as they had their first meeting, that they would become a living prediction – THE world triumvirate. Nostradamus; one of their own who rebelled in opposition on their home planet and undertook a solo voyage quietly to earth under the guise of human form to forewarn and forearm planet earth of what was to come and to prepare. He arrived far too early and his warnings were not heeded, or so it was thought.  

The British Empirical forces, however, had not yet yielded to the threats of the European Empire’s assimilation strategies and so were in themselves the only nation which had not yet fallen under the control of the Stratosphere Of United Planets; forefathers and the dictatorial force behind the three sisters and those who supported them.  

The Stratosphere Of United Planets had set in place proceedings towards World War Three on planet earth under the guise of a War Against Terrorism; their ultimate objective the same as that of their triplet minions; to divide, control and subsequently conquer Earth; one more planet locked neatly beneath the Stratosphere Of United Planet’s belt.  

The British Empirical forces had put their best assassin on Verity Maeve Smithers. Such a dimwit to all. So confused. Such an avid gardener and lover of bees. Trip. Tripolesca Tipping. Her back-up; Martin Boule, struggling private eye. Hitter for the British Empire.  

Magdalin had only one weakness; an allergy inherent in her species, caused by the absence of the very gene which made the initial impregnation of the species possible. The humble bumble, salvation of a nation!  

Ends,  3,800 words  

Tell me dear readers, what do you think???!  Weird or what!  Additional comments appreciated lol!  

  

All content (c.) Tahala 2010.

The Secretarial Pussy!

It seems not to matter how organized one thinks one is, one is never organised enough and evidently my kitten thinks so too!   It is that time of year again, when, having developed a headache of over-bearing proportions in the search for that singularly crucial account receipt, one is left with a bitterly disappointing pile of loose paperwork which has been thrown asunder in the epic and essential hunt! 

Having spent nearly two hours collating and filing my loose writing and writing folders back into some sort of semblance of functionality, along comes the four-legged fur-ball screaming down the hall at an impossible pace, ears pinned flat, her too long back legs splaying either side of her as she bounds with the fiery fervency of a rabbit on speed.  Wild, wide eyes set upon her target she makes a flying leap for the window sill, misses, slides down the wall, flings her back legs up at the sill with a disgruntled grumble before tearing around the room in an un-victorious lap in preparation to make a second flying leap (because speed, obviously helps a pussy fly higher!?!)  This time her attempt to reach her favourite position is a success and gives her the most opportune of views to see precisely what her mistress is up to down there on the floor with her head half buried under the bed, one leg stuck in a cupboard and the other crooked uncomfortably beneath her to make room for yet another disordered pile she has just pulled from the cupboard; remnants of a time when one wrote and printed ones work as opposed to filing everything on USB! 

Pussy must help, of course!  Up goes the bum with a quiver and a shake of readying back legs, down goes the ears and within moments the neatly ordered piles become a slippery-dip of dynamic proportions!  Job done.  

For our next trick… three folders of tax receipts… here puss, puss… time to re-line your litter tray little one!  *evil wicked laugh*

 

             

All content (c.) Tahala. 2010

Playing The Artist’s Model!

‘Twas a day of oddities…   A different driver to the norm, an alternate inspector to the norm and the artist role-playing as model! 

Today was one of those days where no matter what opportunities may have been available to me, or how many millions I may have had at my disposal in an alternate reality… I would have wanted and did want only to sleep!  But alas, a late night and over-indulgence are not acceptable reasons for the neglecting of ones duty…!

It was a promise for a booking to sit as model for a small enclave of sculptors today and not desire (I do so despise the cold!) which dragged me from the snuggly warmth of my cozy bed at 7am and out into five degree c. cold!

Usually I am the one utilising models, but today I had the dubious pleasure (?!) of being sitter (except that I wasn’t ‘sitting’ so much as being strung from the ceiling!!).  The session lasted three hours and was a wonderfully animated atmosphere in a sculpture room style studio with three artists each producing a foot and a half high sculpture.  It is quite bizarre to see ones own self emerge from a clump of raw clay; an interesting diversion, fascinating to watch and a nice bit of pin-money too!

Of course – I am aching all over now and as I sit writing this whilst munching ginger snaps dunked in a steaming cup of hot chocolate, I postulate the possibility of a long soak in a warm bubble bath - weighing, of course the reprieve factor against the getting naked in the cold factor – however brief it may be! 

Perhaps I will have a scotch instead…!

Tahala Von Eissen 

(c.) Tahala 2010.

A Thought To Pause Upon…

This was passed to me and I pass it on to you.  I cannot give author credit as I know not who first penned this tale, but I place it here for the purpose for which it was written; to be remembered.  

The Wooden Bowl

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson.   The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered The family ate together at the table.  But the elderly grandfather’s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.   When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.   ‘We must do something about father,’ said the son. ‘I’ve had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.’

So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.  There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl.

When the family glanced in Grandfather’s direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone.   Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

The four-year-old watched it all in silence.  One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor.   He asked the child sweetly, ‘What are you making?’

Just as sweetly, the boy responded, ’Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.   ‘ The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather’s hand and gently led him back to the family table.  For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family.  And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.

With acknowledgement and thanks to the author ~ Unknown.

THE WORM TURNS

LADY OPINE

Whom do you serve? 

How many of us rise with the dawn, slog away at our daily tasks, return home in the evening, eat dinner and hit the hay in enough time to hopefully get what is usually an unreasonable night’s sleep, only to wake again with the dawn to do it all over again, every day, every week, for years on end? Most. That is the nature of existence as we know it. We work to eat, eat to work and sleep only when our fatigued bodies and brains collapse in demand of respite. When all is said and done, exactly what are we doing it for? 

We exhaust ourselves physically, mentally and emotionally every day of the week in order to, if at all possible; providing everything is in order; the bills are paid and the larder is full, hopefully achieve some semblance of rest and relaxation on the weekend so that next week we may re-initiate the monotony once more. 

In order to merely exist, we have been granted basic breath; but it is the gift of will and the ability to choose which has been given to us in order to live freely, yet so few of us are actually living the life we desire. Every day we re-affirm to ourselves with our very action of doing that which we particularly don’t wish to do, that we must live our life according to the desire, will and demand of others. Even in the little things we do we are negating ourselves within our own existence. Morning coffee, for example, is no longer a little pleasure which breaks our fast, arouses our senses and stimulates us into action for the start of a new and invigorating day as we sup it’s delightful aroma in contemplation of what we desire for breakfast this morning, giving quiet and contemplative thought to the day ahead . No, coffee is breakfast, and there is no time for thought anymore. Coffee is now a function, to be gulped down as quickly as possible in as much quantity as can be readily consumed within the short time frame of frantic activity that hurls us from bed to the workplace door. 

Elevens’s, too, is no longer a morning tea break worthy of a mention, but yet another crammed coffee, and perhaps a biscuit if the people who are ordering our life allow such and for those amongst us who have not been placed entirely under the thumb of political correctness, possibly a cigarette, so long as it is done in a particular way, at an appointed place, within a given time frame, so as not to offend the delicate sensibilities of those who actually choose not to partake of such. 

Lunch barely has time to hit the base of our stomach before being churned into action as we meet the afternoon demands of those we work for, our hunger either not satiated at all, or so quickly sated per force that we would rather sleep it off than return to a labour we have no desire to continue with, at least for the remainder of that day. Afternoon tea, if allowed must be had on the run, and barely touches the sides as we begin to contemplate tonight’s dinner, something we really have no inclination to cook, but really would rather not face yet another take-away meal which we know is financially unviable and a detriment to us and our loved one’s physical well-being. 

Once home, all we desire to do is sleep, but that’s not possible, not yet, as we must attend those evening commitments required by those we love; commitments which would otherwise be a pleasure to look forward to and enjoyable to do, but which have become a chore, tacked on the end of a daily grind that we simply go through the motions of, in order to hopefully get some sleep to wake and do it all over again tomorrow. 

If one stops to ponder for just a moment the reasons why we are doing all this, it is so easy to rattle off a series of explanations which our ear has become so attuned to hearing; ’That’s simply how it is’; ‘I do it for my loved ones’; ‘I have no choice’; ‘That’s what’s expected’; ‘I need the money‘; ‘I have a mortgage!’; ‘We need to eat!’… The excuses are numerous. But how often do any of us ever take pause and stop and think, ‘What am I actually doing all this for?’ 

What is our function in our life? What does it serve? Whom does it serve? Our daily grind ensures we are ever swamped in the quagmire of monotonous repetition of both thought and action, making it nigh on impossible to actually give thought to that which we wish to do; rather than that which we feel we must do; let alone, to do it! 

Of course, the world would surely fall apart if we each of us decided to actually do that which we have a burning passion in our hearts to do, rather than that which we can muster up the energy for under the commands of another. The planet would cease it’s rotation if we each of us dared to actually live a life we considered worth living or undertook to do even just one thing every day that we love to do, instead of living our automated grind. Imagine the consequences if every individual who is living their life hanging on the string of another’s demanding existence suddenly reached for the scissors and simply said ’Bugger off, I have a life to live!’, and began to embrace that life, even in little ways. 

Such a terrible domino of events would ensue as the money train we are on and ever keeping fueled for someone else comes to a grinding, screeching halt. The money spinners which maintain each of us in our rightful place, as they perceive we should be, for their own ends; whilst at the same time convincing us in the form of a generally inadequate pay packet, that they are doing us a favour, would have to prove their own worth and independent capabilities as those daily, petty problems which have become our life’s mission to fix and maintain in order that these same people may live a comfortable life of very great fortune at the expense of our own; would begin to fade into insignificance. Oh – that would be a very bad thing for us all – wouldn’t it! 

Or would it? 

Tell me dear readers, what do you think? 

Lady Opine.

All Content (c.) 2010.

DRACONIUS

My First Dragon…

For fellow artistic compatriot Tigzy Rice has turned her creative sites to sketching dragons…

They are such a wonderful creative release to paint!
Start with the spirit and paint the dragon that wants to be seen!x

Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining…

“The weather isn’t changing, the world’s just turning all wrong…!”   

 

  I heard someone say this today and after initially laughing, I paused to wonder… what if it were true?  The impact of that on us all would be a little more than frightening.  Is the world tilting a little off its centre?  I know I am, but let us not go there…! 

View from my Studio window...

 

We have been having some rather strange weather the world over and for me personally it has been a little frustrating just of late.  The lack of light due to constant clouds and rainfall over the past few weeks I feared would impact badly on the progression of my current painting as I do so love to paint in full, natural light whenever possible!  Having half completed Tendrils #11, I was reluctant to wait for perfect lighting  in order to be able to continue and I am rather glad I didn’t because persistence has paid off, as ever it does! 

The final flick of my brush on Tendrils number eleven this afternoon was marked with a bottle of pink bubbly (‘Crackling Peach’!), popped in libation to my wonderful muses and my gorgeous model Chantelle!  

I have called her ‘Golden Girl’. 

'Golden Girl' complete with Crackling Peach!

 

The TENDRILS gallery will be updated soon… meanwhile, Tendrils #10 ‘Forbidden Fruits’  was uploaded on site just yesterday! 

The smell of a delicious home-made chocolate mud cake is now wafting temptingly from my kitchen… so I must attend its call…!

A Shot In The Dark…

'Forbidden Fruits' ~ Artwork in progress from 'Tendrils' Series.

If the old masters can paint by candlelight, I can work under two sixty watt bulbs…surely…??  And by jove it worked!  ‘Twas a miserable day, cold and cloudy; the natural light source for painting was dreadful so had to revert to electric lighting which is always annoying during daylight hours!  Having no patience for the much touted ’I can’t paint unless everything is perfect’ nonsense, I cracked on.   Now I know the secret to the painters of old getting their works so vibrant; dull lighting!   Of course it’s a wondrously sunny, warm and bright day today… sadly I must continue in full natural light where I left off… Indeed, some of us are just never satisfied! 

My little kitten sat at my feet and helped, of course! 

We ended our hard days labour with home-made mash & mushy creamy soup, cheesy melt and a nice glass of Shiraz Cabernet…

Sublime!

All content (c.) Tahala 2010

Art is …

QUOTE:   ”Art is freedom of speech without the need for conversation.”

Quote (c.)Tahala 2010.

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A Little Here… A Little There…

LADY OPINE

With an election pending, it seems appropriate to give reference to our present and indeed our former Governments. ‘Governing Body’ and ‘Government’ are terms in themselves, the meaning of which in Australia, seems to have been long forgotten, overlooked and worse still, completely ignored by those who do actually ‘govern’ our country.

A government is there to do exactly that ~ to govern. Australia’s government is not a dictatorship. It does not tell it’s people what they may do, when, where and how. We are not a republic, just yet. We are not a communistic country, thought oftentimes it feels such more and more, as with each passing day, our freedoms as individuals are being thwarted or removed completely, piece by piece, little by little and oftentimes without our even realising it. 

Presently one issue being covered prolifically by the media is the sale of ‘cheaper’ cigarette imports from Germany by Coles Supermarkets. A request has just been made that a base price be placed on cigarettes. The ‘claim’ for this base price being put in place is that this will assist in the drop of cigarette sales and thus increase incidences of improved health. Wrong. 

As any decent doctor or psychologist will tell us, for the sustained health of both mind and body, an individual must have a release valve, some form of relief from the daily grind; one must have reprieve and something to look forward to and enjoy in order to keep functioning on any sort of sane level from day to day. For many, this reprieve and relaxation comes in the form of a drink and or a cigarette at the end of a long day. As any smoker, drinker or indeed anyone who partakes of pleasure of any kind will tell you, if they want it, they will buy it at any price; a point well known by our Government. Our esteemed leaders know full well that every individual will make his or her own choice and take money from other things in order to be able to wind down with a little pleasure; a right to which any Australian is entitled. 

The taxes, and thus the prices have been raised on cigarettes and alcohol, it is said, to decrease sales, thus improving the health of the individual and therefore of the nation. Poppycock. What in fact the Government has done in increasing taxes on these pleasure items, is not improve the health of the nation, but placed more stress on the individual, thereby lowering our national ‘health scale‘. One must either find a way to make more money in order to partake of cigarettes or alcohol, or take the money from elsewhere, thus placing a greater financial pinch on other areas of ones budget in order to exercise one’s right to feel good. Increasing the taxes and therefore the cost of any item, be it a pleasure item like cigarettes, or a necessary function item, like electricity, benefits only the Government, not its people. The increases we are experiencing across the nation are encouraged and indeed instigated in many cases by the Government in order to increase it’s own profit margin through taxes. The Government is taking from the people, not giving to them, or doing for them, as is their claim. 

The Government will, of course agree to make a ruling on a base price for cigarettes simply because it is in their own best financial interests to do so. The profit margins from purchase to sale for cigarette companies will sky-rocket and so too as a result will the Governments pockets rattle just that little more healthily in June, all at the expense of the Australian people. Heaven knows, it is no secret that the Australian Government needs to scrape as much profit from the countries populace as they can to flesh out the financial skeleton they have created for the Australian nation. If the Australian Government were a business, it would have been forced to declare bankruptcy long ago. 

Logically, if the Government does indeed make a ruling in favour of a base price for cigarettes, it can do the same for electricity and indeed all essential household utilities upon which we all rely and which so many Australians can ill afford. A cap should be set on utilities. If the Government can make a price ruling on a product, it can also make a price ruling on an essential service. Why have they not yet set a cap on utility services? Such a move would not be beneficial to the governments own financial coffers; it would benefit only the Australian people; reducing the strain on finances, resulting in a reduction of stress, and increase in the ability to keep warm, or cool, and therefore an increase in improved health… of the nation… would it not…?? Not to mention a decrease in budget cuts for the individual, resulting in a healthier, more balanced overall economy… surely? Placing increased financial strain and stress on a nations populace does not and will not ever improve the health of a nation. One begins to think our esteemed leaders believe all of Australia was born in the dark ages… Certainly a mallet to the head for some of them would do no harm at all! 

In a language other than political speak that which our Government is constantly doing financially across all industry, is called profiteering. If a member of the Australian public were to do such, they would be looking at the inside of a prison cell, or at least a hefty fine. It leads one to ask whether our Government is adhering to the law of the land as outlined by the Australian Constitution. They most certainly are not in so many instances; this is but one. So what other laws of the land has our Government broken and in so doing betrayed the nation and it’s people? The chorus laughs loudly with derision. It would be easier and quicker to list those which it has not broken, as they are few and far between. The Constitutional is not taught in schools anymore for a reason. Keep the people ignorant and they will not know they have been wronged. 

The Australian public are struggling daily to meet basic needs, financially, physically, emotionally and mentally. One cannot relax into one’s life and look to a future of ones own choosing when daily one is being restricted, constricted and structured into a way of life which demands struggle on a daily basis in order to simply function. This is not the way any individual should have to live their life and it is most certainly not fruitful for any country as a whole to be struggling in a ’hand-to-mouth’ lifestyle loop. This is the ‘lifestyle’ of most Australians. 

Australia is not a third world country. It is a continent in itself which should be and would be completely self-sufficient if run by a Governing body who‘s focus was on her people, her lands and her future, rather than being the profit focused Government which it presently is. This in itself would not be problematical for Australia, if the financial focus was aimed at securing profits from outside sources in trade by supplying other countries with the absolutely ample supply of natural resources and labour skills we Australians possess. But it isn’t. Australia subsidises other countries to import in massive quantities those products, resources and labour skills which we already posses in abundance, while her citizens are being forced to sit and watch her crops die, and her work force dwindle. A qualified, experienced, eager to learn and passionate population are hanging helpless at the hands of a Government who will not support it’s people! Australia is largely reliant on the income of it’s own people for it’s financial security, whilst at the same time it is stripping away all possibility and potential for the Australian population, Australian business and industry to participate in their own country’s growth and output. It makes no sense and it cannot be sustained; this way of existence, sucking the lifeblood from her people will be Australia’s downfall as a nation. And this should not and need not be. 

There is an old saying; ‘Look after your own first.’ This, when applied to a nation, simply works. Switzerland is as strong as it is, being as small as it is, because it lives by this creed. Russia, regardless of her ups and downs is as strong as she is because her own people come first. China is a formidable force as a nation for the same reason. Britain and her monarchy remain eternally respected because her focus as a nation is always in favour and protection of her people. Hitler was defeated by the steadfast loyalty, determination, compassion and passion of the British people for their country, their Queen and for a lifestyle which they held dear and were determined to hang onto, whatever the cost. One wonders if, realistically, Australia as it stands today, under the leadership we presently have, could achieve the same in the same circumstances against any of our neighbours if such an event were to arise. 

When the focus of a country is on the health, happiness and well-being of it’s populace it becomes a beacon of strength in itself upon which not only the populace may comfortably depend , trust and rely, but also upon which other countries then begin to lean upon, respect and desire to deal with on equal terms. A country which stands proud and sure in its own strengths and capabilities will always prosper, regardless of any orbit in which the rest of the world may be churning. When a country is reliant upon another country’s supply, charity or finance to uphold it’s people, lands or industry, it cannot and will never survive in its own right. Australia is not a beacon of strength in her own right and the whole world knows it, not the least of all, her own people. 

A country’s strength lies in the individual. When each individual is able to freely focus on making for him/herself and their family a secure, sure, stable and prosperous future, the country then also prospers as a whole. While-ever a government recognises, heeds and builds upon the strengths and needs of its people, the people will stand loyal and strong in support of it and the nation as a whole will grow and flow as it should, becoming stronger, more stable and more secure, not only in itself, but in its standing within the world as a whole. It is a certain case of microcosm, macrocosm. Just as the attitude of any country starts at the top, with it’s leaders, the hope and prosperity of a country starts at the bottom, with the desires, dreams, outlook, abilities and capabilities of it’s own people. When the population loses hope, motivation is lost, interest in all things begins to wane, output slackens, desire ebbs, profits lapse, and the country as a whole begins to die. Just like any mechanism or entity, all parts must be constantly lubricated and updated, maintained in healthy working order and functioning smoothly in order for the mechanism to function effectively and efficiently as a whole. Every member of the nation must feel he/she is able to look to and live for a happy and prosperous future and have absolute confidence in the knowledge that they may relax and live, comfortably and safely under a Government which they can be certain is fair and just, functioning for the people with the nations best interests at heart. A Government must operate solely in favour of both the country and her people, first before all other outside considerations. 

Everyday Australians are struggling to meet basic, daily needs in order to maintain what meagre semblance of a life they have. Most Australians do not fathom the meaning of the term ’lifestyle’, because they simply have not been given and likely wont be given the opportunity to aim for or live within the scope of a life they would choose to have. The way in which most Australians are being forced to live is not a life, it’s a necessary existence which cannot be sustained. History itself (so often not allowed to be even taught in Australia) is demonstrative to the fact that, Australia; being such a young and inexperienced country, and proceeding in it’s current ‘regime’ of existence; has only one of two ways to go… she will fall under the leadership of another country, whether through war, or necessity, or her people will rebel. A Government cannot continually take from it’s people in order to sustain itself and not expect backlash of some kind from the very people it is using to feather its own nest. Nor can it continually rely upon outside sources for its continual growth and sustenance. Something has to give. The Australian government is and has been for a very long time now, sucking it’s people dry. No country can be left thirsty without reprieve for so long without dire consequences ensuing. 

The Australian Government, both sides, live in hope that the Australian people will not and have not recognised the fact that they are being cheated, little by little, out of their money, freedoms, privacy and their individual rights. The governing bodies constantly rely on the assumed gullibility of the Australian people in order to continue taking from them those things to which they are entitled. 

Cigarettes are only one tiny example of this. Smoking in public places is another. The recently renewed right of the police to arrest anyone, anywhere, anytime under the guise of ‘terrorism’ is yet another. Not realising the ramifications this ruling held for individual freedom and rights, the public placed little objections to it. The word ‘terrorism’ was the reason given; a word which in itself creates terror, and implies a certain trust in our governing bodies is granted, which is the whole point. A scared population is a population which may be controlled. Prior to this the police force had to have due cause for an arrest, now anyone may be a victim of unfair, ‘justice‘ and ‘protection‘. It is interesting to note also that Australian ’services’ are now known as ’forces’; It is these little things which indicate the flow of the Governing psyche and where it is coming from. 

Negating the right of the individual to legally bear arms, and therefore protect ones family and home was yet another encroachment on individual freedom, which, under the guise of ‘safety and protection of the public’, simply slipped by. In the event of war, however, in a country as vast, with a population as widespread, as Australia, the best deterrent for an invading force of any kind is the knowledge that every home has it’s own protection and the know-how to use it. Australia does not have the population to match it’s size, comparative to other nations, but it always had unity, mate-ship and a determined people, prepared and able to fight to protect her, be it from an individual attack in an individuals home or individual defence against an invading force. We no longer have that. 

It is the right of the individual Australian to do that which they please and that which they must so long as it is within the bounds of the law of the land. The issue here is not whether or not cigarettes and alcohol are harmful to one’s health, or whether or not our protective ‘forces‘ are just, whether or not sex before marriage is morally correct, or same sex relationships and adoption should be legal, or whether or not we can bear arms; the issue here is that these rulings being made quietly, little by little by our Governments on both sides, without reference to the Australian people. They are direct encroachments upon the individuals privacy, freedom of choice and right to live a life of individual choosing, without interference; and it is what these piecemeal deletions of our rights are leading to which is, or should be, of ultimate concern. 

It is the duty of any Government to act in the best interests of its people. That is what they are there for. It must recognise, assess and act upon the needs and the voice of the population. It is elected by the people, to act in favour of the people, on behalf of the people in order to ensure that the entire population have that which they need. It is not the function of the Government to intervene and interfere with the individual, private doings of its people and the day-to-day running of their lives. Look around… 

It is the complacency of the Australian people, relaxed in the assumed knowledge that Australia as an island and a country is a strong force in herself, with adequate defence, finance and industry which allows the Government to feed the populace unwise propaganda of the surety of our position in the world as a whole, both financially and militarily. This same complacency also allows the Government to little by little delete individual freedoms and rights from right under our noses. One fears the day may not be so advanced in the future when Australia as a nation will be forced to wake up and recognise that the Australia that was, with her freedom, her lands, her strength, her mate-ship, her prosperity and her spirit, is no more. 

Too late and a sad day indeed will that be. 

Lady Opine.

All content (c.) 2010

2,943 words. 

All content (c.) Tahala 2010. 

Quote: “‘Tis the voice of the people which will silence a government who will not listen.” (c.)tahala 2010

Toast, Tolstoy & Teddy…

It’s been a morning of toast, Tolstoy, escapee fly leafs, chaotic cats & dead fly necklaces.    ‘Pooh-bear’ lies haphazardly askew, abandoned face down on the bedroom floor and my little puss has gone suspiciously silent!

Toast & Tolstoy...

 

oh POOH BEAR!

All content (C.) tahala 2010.

What a Maelstrom!

Have had a day of external household maintainance today after last night’s maelstrom!  (Oh I love that word!) If one believes in the spirits who walk, last night they walked something wild!  My little kitten ran howling from her favourite possie by the main bedroom window, a spiky fur-ball with a wildly fluffed tail streaming across the room followed immediately by a rather spooked and startled me as a screaming blast burst through a narrow window gap and what sounded like rasping talons on a claw-like hand tapped three times upon the glass! 

I can laugh… now… It was a dreadful night of howling, whistling chaos that rattled the house for unending hours… Relief ensued as sunrise came, but the mess outside upon waking was abominable!  So today I spent four hours sail stitching eight cane blinds back into some form of acceptable appearance.  Not perfect, but liveable!  It was a surprisingly pleasant and somewhat relaxing endeavor, spent rugged up in a fur lined jacket under a weak, but warming sun, with a light, fresh rain-cleansed wind blasting over my cheeks whilst I sipped a warming honey tea.  My little kitten ’helped’, of course!  Such lovely stuff, string!

Sailor, sailor, stitch it tight, the winds be wild this stormy night!

 Ironically, I have just finished reading Richard Armstrong’s novel ‘The Big Sea’.  As noted on the back of the book ~ “… he writes brilliantly of sailors and the sea…”  … And today I felt rather like on was on a ship at high sea – a Tar Boy, no less!  Har!

 

Play Time! Oooh Pussycat Pompoms!

My darling little one, and biggest ‘helper’ with absolutely everything!

 Pussycat Pompoms ~ my own little specialty!  Handmade treats for Pussycat Playtime!

 If you’d love some, email me ~  just $1 AUD each! (plus postage, of course!)

 All content (c.) Tahala 2010.

Got White Canvas Syndrome?

For a writer there is nothing worse than white paper syndrome; for an artist there is indeed an equal frustration -  White Canvas Syndrome!  It is a malady we artists all suffer on occasion and when it strikes it surely puts one at a complete and disheartening loss.  Motivation flies south for the winter, swiftly ensued by any wisp of desire left in one to do anything at all, let alone begin a new artwork!  For this reason alone it is best to never even ponder an attempt at working cold onto a blank canvas.  

A quick and simple technique for deleting the daunting white canvas is as follows;

Depending on the mood of the day, the atmosphere, the music playing, and of course the availability of remaining paint, choose an acrylic colour, or any combination of acrylic colours, grab a wonderfully over-sized bucket of white or black gesso and slap great wads of each onto an ice-cream lid.  Take a medium to large sized house-painting brush, dip it first in the gesso, then lightly on each tip into each of  the colours you have selected and let loose with wild swathes of randomly placed brush marks all over the canvas.  Don’t be precious about it and don’t stint on the amount of paint you use.  Keep splatting until the canvas is completely covered in a lively layer of  swirls and patterned streaks which in themselves will have become a wonderful work of primeval art.  The priming of your canvas is now complete and the uninspiring white canvas is no more. 

Now, make a hot chocolate, pour a glass of something warming, stand back, wait and watch while the image you wish to place upon this freshly enlivened canvas begins to broil and unfold in the depths of  your creative juices!   Now get painting!

Below is an image of my own latest work in progress, done using the technique outlined above just yesterday.  This is the preliminary sketch on primed canvas for ‘Tendrils’ #11 (100 x 80 cm), which will be painted in oils, in the same manner as the other 10 in the series.   

I like to sketch an image onto the canvas before painting,  particularly for figure painting, which I am quite fussy about when it comes to detail.  This work I sketched in pastel, though I usually use watercolour pencil – both allowing for easy corrections and pre-painting clean-up without making a mess of your freshly primed canvas.  I deliberately omit any shadows or highlights at this stage in the work, except for perhaps a few basic indicator lines of shadow, leaving only clearly defined outlines and details which dissolve and disappear nicely as the paint is applied. 

The above technique is one of many which I have discovered/encountered in my artistic travels for deleting the dreaded white canvas syndrome.  I shall indeed endeavor to share others with you in due course!  Until then…

Keep splashing & stay inspired!

Tahala. xxo

*All text & imagery (C.) tahala 2010*

The Art Of Forbidden Pleasure; TENDRILS #4

The Art Of Forbidden Pleasure; Tendrils series in progress….  View ‘Tendrils’ #4 ~ ‘Russia Boots’

Tahala.xxo

Tricks for Saving Pics

No matter what the system in place, there is always a counter to it, particularly when it comes to computing.  Personally I am constantly frustrated and hampered by automated messages popping up on my screen saying one cannot do this and may not access that.  Being terribly unaccustomed to being told what I may and may not do, I always have a keen eye out for any new sources which may provide a countering solution to tin-pot Cyber-Hitlers who think they rule the world of computing.  Today I found a little gem which may be useful for anyone out there for whom saving pictures from internet pages may be posing difficulties.  

Full credits to http://beheader69.wordpress.com  For this post >>> 

“… Due to the fact that hi5 has implemented a system against copying and saving pictures from the website,by javascripting rewriting of the src link of a hi5 picture,none of the most known methods of saving a picture from hi5 works:save as,save,show picture link,copy image location.
it all takes you to a gif picture 1×1_trans.gif which has 1 pixel in dimension.
But I will now show you how to bypass this trick.
There are two methods:
1 …view page source,and therefore copy image src location
2..the most common method..simple as daylight…SAVE PAGE AS :d
It therefore saves the page and the adjacent folder on your hard drive… “

Also this method; 

“… 1. Right-click on the small picture of the one you want to save
2. Click View Image
3. Modify the URL from [...]-01.jpg to [...]-02.jpg
4. Press Enter
5. Click Save Image As… “

http://beheader69.wordpress.com/2009/03/14/how-to-save-pictures-from-hi5/

David Campbell MP ~ Stepping Out

LADY OPINE

In an age where transgender, same sex and polyamourous relationships are rapidly becoming the norm, rather than the exception, one wonders why the advent of a parliamentarian being filmed stepping out of a gay night club would cause such a grand scale commotion as it has.

One must ask why in this day and age, it is a forgone conclusion that a gentleman has homosexual tendencies simply because he opts to patronise a gay night club. One is entitled, after all, to take leisure as and where one pleases. Gay night clubs aren’t exclusively built for the sole patronage of homosexuals, but rather as a place where those who enjoy the companionship of their own gender, should they opt to, can do so without judgement from those who aren‘t comfortable with such. One needn’t be gay in order to patronise a gay bar or night club; many heterosexuals patronise such, preferring, not necessarily the sexual tendencies of those patrons who are gay, but opting for the far more laid back companionship or company of a more open-minded people set.

In a country where personal liberty, freedom of speech and tolerance to alternative lifestyle and are proclaimed to be at the fore of the Australian ethos, it is somewhat surprising to find that David Campbell’s choice of night spot relaxation should cause the furore it has.

Patronising or leaving a night club of homosexual orientation does not make one homosexual. If anything at all it marks one as accepting of those who opt for alternate lifestyle and sexuality and one must ask how this could possibly be perceived as a bad thing. It is pure speculation and an extremely bigoted mindset on the part of all who state or insinuate that David Campbell has immersed himself in homosexual activity of any kind simply because he patronised a gay bar. The fact that he may, or may not have done so, is of little consequence. Favouring ones own gender sexually is not an incriminating offence; indeed, it is not an offence at all. Australia is a free country and all it’s citizens, even parliamentarians, are entitled to take relaxation in any way they please and do so. The private activities of an individual are and should remain precisely that; private.

David Campbell has harmed none. His reputation has been tarnished by an over-zealous photographic journalist keen to make a career for himself. One must ask oneself, who is the one of questionable character here? Indeed, in the event that David Campbell does have sexual leanings towards those of his own gender and if indeed he has or intends to partake of such, that is a matter which can only rightly and fairly be worked out between himself and his wife. No-one else is or can in any way be affected by such. He is the same man he was the day before yesterday, with the same capabilities and abilities to do the same job he always has. If anything he has illustrated a tier of his own decency, by doing what he perceived to be the correct thing in handing in his resignation without being asked. The laughable thing about this, however, is that he could not rightly be discriminated against for his private leanings and asked to hand in his resignation, if he had not already done so. That would be abject sexual discrimination, if indeed the perceived allegatory insinuations about his sexual character are correct. Certainly patronising a gay night club, or harbouring sexual leanings towards one’s own gender is not cause for dismissal or resignation in any level of business or Government.

Indeed, the Australian Government recognises same sex relationships on a monetary level, in so far as those who are involved in same sex relationships must declare such in any application for Government benefits and such benefits are affected accordingly by the relationship; so too then, in making a legal recognition and by extension acceptance of same sex partnerships on this level, surely it is beholden upon the Government to be equally understanding and accepting of same sex activities outside of any financial agenda.

If this persecuting situation continues in the manner it is and is not dealt with succinctly and fairly by David Campbell‘s own party, the potential this event holds for future politicians to be hung on any petard of any journalist’s choosing with the click of a camera and a chain of Chinese whispers which need not be proved to have the desired effect on public perception, is a somewhat unsobering thought. The issue here is not whether David Campbell is gay, bi-sexual, bi-curious or simply prefers the companionship of his own gender, but rather, that he is being unfairly crucified when indeed he is the same man that he always was. The difference now is, the entire country has been given a birds-eye view into his private life, a place where every man should have sanction. It is so very easy to stand in judgement of another’s personal choices while the finger is being pointed at them, yet if the finger were to turn upon any one of us and reveal the personal secrets we each hold, how many of us could and would stand and face the same level of persecution we would receive from any who would stand in judgement and crucifixion of those choices we have made?

If the use of a Government vehicle is of such important issue, ask the man for reimbursement of fuel costs. Meanwhile, do let’s get back to focusing on the important issues!

Lady Opine

All content (c.) 2010

931 words.

Forbidden Pleasure Series ~ Painting #9

“STEPPING OUT…”   90x90cm, oil on canvas.

STEPPING OUT (FOR SALE)

#9 of 13 from the ‘Tendrils’ series.

VIEW entire SERIES   (takes you to ‘The Art Of Forbidden Pleasure ~ TENDRILS’ website.)

(warning ~ contains adult content)

FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE

Presently I am reading a wonderfully old first edition copy of the novel ‘From Russia, With Love’ by author Ian Fleming.  It is the original version upon which the James Bond movie by the same title was based.  Chapter 9, A Labour Of Love, is rather worthy of mention.  Russian Agent, Corporal Tatiana Romanova is called to the office of Comrade Colonel Rosa Klebb of SMERSH to undergo rigorous questioning in order to ascertain her suitability for mission requirement; “To fall in love with James Bond”.  Colonel Klebb is most certainly a far more perverse and horrifying woman in the original story than ever she is portrayed in the movie.  That is not to say she is not frightening in the film, for those who have seen it know precisely of that which I speak and she is not someone anyone of sane mind would wish to take audience with.   In the novel, however, Colonel Klebb’s perversities simply know no bounds and the sexual connotations held within her torturous actions make the reading of such a mouthful of extreme perversion which one doesn’t wish to swallow, but simply can’t stop munching on!

Whilst it is said that this particular story from the James Bond series by Ian Fleming was an attempt at some form of literary genius, I cannot and will not agree or disagree with another’s judgement of this.   I have no patience with those who stand in judgement of another man’s work, particularly if the critic’s own efforts and output  in the same realm far under-weigh the efforts and output of those being judged, as in this particular instance, do mine!   I will say, however, ‘From Russia, With Love’ is a damned good read; a little difficult to get into at first, but definitely well worth persevering with.

‘FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE’ , novel by Ian Fleming ~ 4/5  munchies from me :) .

(c.) Tahala Eissen 2010.

First Edition ~ Beautiful!

Printed in Great Britain

WINTER’S LAMENT…

The Autumn chill nibbles at the fingers and toes of those abiding in the great southern hemisphere, a reminder of the cold Winter looming…

LADY OPINE

‘WINTERS LAMENT’

Winter, the season of misery.  Cold; Winter’s own miserable word.  Rarely is it attached to anything good. Cold beer, is one good thing, perhaps, for an Aussie beer drinker; of course if you are an Englishman, warm beer is the preference and conversely, cold soup is the ‘plait du jour‘!  Strange ways indeed to some; however, to each his own.

It is always the way that winter creeps upon us unexpectedly, and no matter how prepared we think we are, we are ever caught short.  The winter wooly wardrobe is never aired and ready to roll.  Winter pantry supplies which are needed in such vastly greater quantities seem always to fall short just when you need them the most, and no matter how many heaters one has mustered up, or how much firewood has been gathered, there never seems enough warmth to see us through a solid week, let alone the entire winter.

It seems to be a joke that is played upon all mankind, that when we have the most need, there is always the greatest shortfall.  In particular, during winter, the financial shortfall is unfathomable.  The winter budget is always blown; expenditure which was ever so carefully catered to in detail somehow billows beyond all proportion to that which you have gathered in spending it.

The days grow shorter, and ever colder, a reflection of both your temper and your stamina as you struggle to maintain the same routines that flowed so easily throughout summer and autumn.  A simple thing like doing the dishes, putting out the rubbish, or feeding the family pets, suddenly grows out of all proportion as you lie in bed and wish you could just roll over, snuggle deeper, close your eyes once more and remain in the heated bliss of your own bed’s warmth.  Our lifestyle does not allow for such self indulgent luxury.  Yet it should.

The key to survival in winter, be it for man or beast, is hibernation.  How, though, in this world we have created for ourselves, are we ever able to do that?  We can’t.  Mother nature demands her seasonal changes, regardless of how we humans think her world should function, and if we cannot, or will not move with her, she will roll on without us.  And she does.  We choose not to hibernate, but rather to increase our activities to meet greater demand and supply, of our offices, our families, even our own bodies, at a time when we should be resting and savoring the stillness that is winter.  A time when we should have about us, the greatest of abundance, gathered in advanced preparation and anticipation of winter;  yet we haven’t the foresight, it seems, to ever be prepared for the onset of each seasonal change.

The beasts have mother nature well figured; having both mind and forethought enough to gather and build in Autumn for the Winter and hibernate peacefully in sheltered warmth until Spring unfolds her tenderness with sunshine kisses and floral scented breezes.  Mankind has not mastered the art of moving with the seasons, nay, mankind lives beyond mother nature; we march to our own tune, set our own routine; indeed we even artificially create new seasons within the walls of our manmade existence in defial and denial of the seasons change, yet we cannot escape the reality of the seasons cycle; we must step into mother natures realm at some point, however brief or extensive that may be; and it is during these times that we wonder why we are ever short of that which we require, when we need it most.  We moan and shiver all winter, groan and perspire all summer; most of us wishing that either spring or autumn, or both, would stay all year round, spending all our time soaking up the pleasant warmth or savouring the cool change of  these two seasons, yet never for a moment thinking ahead to what is needed for the following season until it is almost or already upon us.

We shiver and shake our way through winter’s bite, yet have no excuse to do so.  It isn’t as though we don’t know it is upon us.  It isn’t as though we don’t know what we must do to prepare for it, or how, when, or why we must; yet we ever fail to do so.

We have created for ourselves in this world a cycle of life that is not only not self-sustaining, but a denial and defial of that which is essential to our life;  Season’s change.  There is a season for all things.  Winter is a season of rest and rejuvenation; it is a quiet, contemplative time for both body and mind. Perhaps a little forethought and acceptance of natures seasonal flow would allow each of us to prepare in advance and better take advantage of the seasons change to live just a little more warmly each winter.

Lady Opine.

All content (c.) 2010.

826wds.

Tendrils Painting #8

“DECADENCE ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON” ~ Latest artwork (#8 / 18) from current series in progress, ‘Tendrils’ is now complete.  See it here >> (please note before clicking ~ this site contains adult content) >>  View  ‘TENDRILS’ series 

(c.) Tahala Eissen.  Erotic Artist.  2010.

EROTIC ARTWORK; ‘DECADENCE’ IN PROGRESS

TENDRILS #8 ~ currently in progress…

Developing a new respect and understanding for the reasoning behind one technique of The Masters… Painting flesh tones over a green background truly does give a richness to skin like no other technique I have tried ~ Oh am I loving this…!


PAINTING; ‘TEMPTATION’

'TEMPTATION'

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(c.) TAHALA 2010

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Erotic Fiction ~ ‘PEVERSE COWGIRL’

Publication: PEOPLE Magazine

‘PEVERSE COWGIRL’  (transcript)

I touched her skin for the very first time in January.  It was a Country Music festival.  She was a cowgirl – tall, strong, athletic.

She was perched on the old post office steps, one leg crooked up under her, the other booted foot spread casually on the footpath.

I tripped on it, yelped and almost fell into her lap.  A strong hand clasped my arms and I was saved.  Our eyes met.

Her pretty mobile home was small, but quite neat and refurbished to suit her country tastes.

She laid me out on the bed with a gentleness unfamiliar to me.

This handsome woman – with long blonde hair that smelled of fresh hay – handled me like a porcelain doll.

Piece by piece, she undressed me, fingers caressing my soft skin as she slid the fabrics from my body.

Naked before her, it was only then I saw the ceiling was mirrored.  She smiled as I viewed my own naked form – as if for the first time.

‘Beautiful, isn’t she?’, my cowgirl whispered.  Her voice was lilting.

Swift fingers played over the buttons on her plaid shirt and unzipped her jeans.  She wore no bra.

Her breasts were large, yet pert and round, and her nipples hardened at her own touch.

In one swift movement she was naked.

My body arched as she lowered herself over me, tanned and beautiful.  Her nipples crushed against mine, soft and intoxicating.

Her long hair fell either side of my face, but she didn’t kiss me, even though I craved it.

I didn’t dare ask – I was in her control.

The cowgirl’s naked hips ground against mine for a moment, then rose into the air… (…READ MORE…I am over 18 years of age)

(c.) Tahala Eissen

First Rights:  People Magazine

Publication:  People Magazine

GIRL/GIRL EROTIC ARTWORK

Girl/girl erotica painting #5 of the ”Tendrils ” Series.  Do please take the time to RATE the artwork ‘SCENTUOUS’ in the SAATCHI SHOWDOWN.  Voting is now OPEN.  Many thanks.   VOTE  HERE >>>>> UPDATE 5th AUGUST: Voting closed, thankyou for all your votes! 

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Tahala.

‘THE LESSER MORTAL’

LADY OPINE

‘The Lesser Mortal’

In an age when so much is taken for granted, the right of refusal is law and liberty is an expectation, too few bother today to give thanks and recognition for that which has been given.  Few to none give pause to the thought of having been granted an alternative life; a  life where fate herself has handed you the opportunities of the man who stands side by side with you, but whom you view with distaste or distain, simply because he has not.  What would you do had you been given his beginnings instead of your own?

In an individuals lifetime, so much is given, so many things set aside or sacrifices made by others in order for an individual to fulfil a desire, obtain an item or objective or succeed in their chosen field; yet most of this goes unrecognised by the recipient, and usually remains unsaid by the giver.

From birth, sacrifices are made for each of us.  No matter who the carer is; a parent or adoptee guardian, institute or care facility; someone, somewhere takes the time, the expense and gives enough of a care to see to it that we are at a minimum, fed, watered and sheltered.

The granting of these basic needs aren’t generally considered by the majority.  Most go an entire lifetime without recognition of this basic gift of beginning; indeed it is a way of existence for most which generally stays with an individual for his entire lifetime.  Never does he give thanks for the smallest of gestures shown him, for it is beyond a gift to him; it is an expectation; indeed it is his right.

An individual, throughout the course of their life will utter the words, either to others, or to themselves; ‘I did this’.  Indeed… how, precisely?  How many peoples effort, functionality or resources, however slight were required in order for you to fulfil this deed which you have done?  How much was put in place or set aside by others, both with your knowledge and without you even knowing you had assistance in order to complete it?  Consider, for a moment…

No-one, no matter how clever, how wealthy, how independently capable they may be, can succeed alone.  Life is about people.  People are the driving force for one another; one person exists, not only for another, but because of another, and not a single living person can refute this latter fact.  Even a test-tube baby, should such ever exist, would require the hand, skill and constant monitoring and care of another human being in order to be granted life, such that it would be.

The success of an individual is equal to and co-incident with the success of the man who stands beside him; for every human being on this planet is only as great as the weakest and poorest amidst us all.  It is neither great, nor are you a success because you can sprout your own strength, whilst the successes you have and have had are and were dependent upon the influence, compliance, finances or resources of others, however slight.  The absence of a single nail can sink an entire ship, so too can the omission of a single persons input throughout the course of your life, no matter how infinitesimal it may have seemed at the time, completely change the course of your life.  This is something which should always be borne in mind.

A man who has succeeded on his own merits and appreciates the struggle of existence never sprouts self acclaim or greatness, for he recognises, no matter how slight, the presence of and need for support, which is required in order for any great success ever to unfold and he gives thanks for this by his recognition of this fact alone.

Greatness is not something one can attain, but rather, a status which can only be recognised, not by those to whom it is granted, but by those who grant it.   It is a great man indeed who does not know his own strength and rather than try to further himself, gives of himself, in his own attempt to give strength to and raise up those around him whom he sees need succour and support.

Only in our attempts to further those who stand beside us can any individual attain greatness, for it is not the man who strives to be more than he is on limited means and opportunity and fails, who is weak,  but the man who stands over him in judgement whilst he himself wallows in wealth beyond his needs; this indeed is the lesser mortal of the two.

Lady Opine. 

All content (c.) 2010.  All rights reserved.

780 words

‘WINGS OF DESIRE’ ~ Short Erotic Fiction

‘WINGS OF DESIRE’

He was an aviation designer. His desk long, and neatly organised. All things in their place. Her place. Hannah’s place. Hannah’s place was where he needed her.

He smelled of ‘Wings’ aftershave. ‘Wings’ and cigars and pencils.

Hannah brought him afternoon tea. It was a hot day, but a cool breeze wafted through the open window. A note pinned to the wall fluttered and fell. Beneath it was pinned a photo. His girl. She wore black French lingerie, a garter belt and stockings. Hannah had glimpsed the picture many times. She was a beautiful girl. Like him. Liam was a beautiful man.

Hannah joined him as usual with her own drink. Coffee laced with vodka. She looked upon him as she leaned against his desk. He wheeled his chair out to face her. Ever the gentleman. His eyes lowered to her outstretched legs. She wore a skirt today. Short. Her garter straps were just visible beneath the black lace lining. Black silk stockings, four inch heels, 1920′s style, with a little button strap.

Hannah knew her legs were beautiful. Long, strong, slender. She curved in all the right places. Her silk blouse was unbuttoned almost to her breasts. She caressed away a bead of sweat that trickled down her cleavage.

She caught a glimpse of his soft pink tongue running smoothly over parched lips as his eye followed the movement of her hand. Another puff of breeze. Hannah arched her back into it’s cool caress as she allowed her hand to stray to her silk-lined legs. She parted them slowly, her eyes shifting upwards momentarily to the photograph pinned to the wall.

‘Do to me what you did to her…’ she whispered.   …  READ MORE  (I declare I am over 18 yrs of age) …

(c.) tahala  2010

WINDOWS 7 PRINTER COMPATIBILITY

How do I update my printer driver so it is compatible with Windows 7?

The compatibility of WINDOWS 7 with Lexmark Z64 and X3330 or X3300 series printers, among many, many others, is bound to cause initial frustration upon attempting to upload your printer program and or driver.   You will need to seek out the required WINDOWS 7 COMPATIBLE DRIVER UPGRADE.   Many current and older printer programs are not compatible with WINDOWS 7, however you needn’t go to the extra expense of purchasing a new printer or driver.  Most companies have free DRIVER UPGRADES, which can simply be downloaded, usually via their website.   You will need to know whether your operating system is a 34 or 64 bit system.  Find this by clicking on START, right click COMPUTER, select PROPERTIES; this will show you your computers specifications.

Type the following into your browser bar:  WINDOWS 7 COMPATIBILITY CENTRE

(If this website page does not open, see below for search bar options.)

Select ‘HARDWARE’ as your search option within the Windows Compatibility Centre Site.  In the opposite bar type in your printer’s ‘MODEL NUMBER’.  It will usually automatically bring up the 34 bit option, so just selct 64 bit in the left hand boxbar.  This will say ‘free upgrade required’, or similar; click on this and it will take you to the free upgrade you need.  Select DOWNLOAD and wait for your system to install it.  Choose to RUN program.  When the download process is complete, double click the download to complete the installation.

SEARCH BAR OPTIONS

In the event that the WINDOWS 7 COMPATIBILITY CENTRE does not come up when you type it into your bar, simply type this into your search bar, and follow the relevant links from there;

YOUR PRINTER MODEL NUMBER, YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM NUMBER (34 or 64 bit), WINDOWS 7 COMPATIBILITY DRIVER UPGRADES

eg:  LEXMARK Z64, 64 BIT, WINDOWS 7 COMPATIBILITY DRIVER UPGRADES

The specific wording on any internet search is crucial to getting the most relevant and speediest results.  This will get you what you need in no time.

Relax, be patient and know that…

Where there’s a will, there is always a way !

WINDOWS 7 – Viewing Images

How do I view my image list as Icons, Images or Tiles?

Unlike WINDOWS XP, electing to view images as a list, icons or tiles does not follow the same process of clicking Edit & selecting ‘VIEW AS’.

To change your VIEW of images or documents to your preferred option of TILES, ICONS or LIST, find a blank space within the ‘Pictures Library’ or Documents Library’ screen and right click on it.  This will bring up a menu with a VIEW option >> select VIEW and the options list will appear.  Clicking the very edges of a corner of an image will give the same result, but this is a testy and annoying process.

WINDOWS 7 : Saving Images

How do I save images straight to Pictures Library in WINDOWS7?

If you encounter initial difficulties in saving images directly to your Pictures Library in WINDOWS7, the following may help;

Select ‘Documents’ in the left hand box bar.

Beneath the main header title ‘DOCUMENTS LIBRARY’ is written ‘Includes: 2 Locations’.

Click on ’2 Locations’ >> select ‘ADD’ >> Click ‘Pictures’ (in left box bar) >> Click ‘INCLUDE FOLDER’.  This will now give you the option of saving directly to ‘PICTURES’.

In ‘Pictures Library’ right click on any folder locations listed, other than PICTURES >> select DELETE.  Now PICTURES becomes the default save location for Images.

REFLECTIONS…

Take pause…

Consider

'Merlin's pool'

When a pool of water befalls the eye, do you see the ground beneath, or future’s reflection in the sky…? 

'Reflections'

 

image ‘Reflections’ & ‘Merlin’s Pool’ (c.) framedbytahala 2010

ALL  CONTENT (c.) tahala vcb 15 – 2 – 2010

COMPILING YOUR OWN CROSSWORD

When compiling your own crosswords for submission/publication, you needn’t spend a cent on crossword compilation programs.  Below is an outline of the process one may use which is simple and free; it requires only your home computer.

FREEFORM CROSSWORD GRID CREATION

Open a new document page in Microsoft Works Word Processor >>  Select ‘Insert Table’ from the menu selection bar across the top of your screen (it looks like a small blank calendar).

Select your optimal grid size by changing the numbers in ‘numbers of rows’ and ‘numbers of columns’, e.g.; 13 x 13.

Select the size of your grid squares by changing ‘row height’ and ‘column width’, e.g.; 1cm x 1cm.

There is no need to ‘select a format‘.

This format allows you to create a free-form crossword of your own.  Make two grids exactly the same on your page; one in which to create your crossword, the second in which to insert your clue numbers, once your crossword is complete (should you opt to print and ink in your black grid squares – see below).

WORD FILL

Use Size 8 text both to fill in your chosen words and your numbers. When filling in  words, use one letter to each square.  Place the clue numbers in the top of each numbered square.

It helps when creating your crossword to opt for a general theme, such as Easter, Farming, Business etc.  Your needn’t stick rigidly to this, but it helps both in the creation of the crossword and the solving of it by others.  If you are compiling the crossword for a particular type of magazine, try to keep at least half of the clues relevant to the magazine’s overall genre.

CREATING BLACK GRID SQUARES:

Option 1:   Replicate your number placement into the second grid, print both grids, then carefully (counting boxes from your first grid with word placement in it) ink in the black squares on the second grid (which should be empty but for clue numbers).

Option 2:  Copy/paste your second grid and open it in ‘new painting’ (little jar of brushes in top menu bar of your screen).  In this instance you will not need a second grid; simply copy paste your completed crossword, inclusive of clue numbers.

In PAINT select ’FILL IN’ in TOOLS (a tilting bucket of paint) >> choose BLACK as your preferred colour >> double click on each square you need filled.  The final step needs the ERASER option in tools.  Being careful not to erase your numbers or your black grid squares, erase all your lettering.  You should now have a ready to use crossword.  Save it, then click off the paint screen and your creation will open on your word processing page beneath your original grid.

Write up your clues beneath this in two columns; DOWN and ACROSS; remembering to match the numbers exactly to your solutions.

Write a numbered list of the answers, also in two columns beneath the clues.

Print all and your crossword is ready for submission or publication!

Should you desire pre-set crossword grids, ready for word insertion, these can be uploaded free from;

http://www.puzzles.about.com (type into site search bar: crossword grids)  Save them, then copy/paste onto a documents page.

(C.) Tahala Von Eissen  February 2010

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